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let me tell ya something about chuck Norris...
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 Joined: Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:31 pm Posts: 337 Location: None of your buisness Gender: Male 
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
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| Thu Dec 25, 2008 6:31 pm |
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 Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:42 am Posts: 727 Location: Where people make sense Gender: Male
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If Chuck Norris tells you to come here, you better get on your knees and crawl to him.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take $#!% from anybody. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Chuck Norris's fist! _________________ I am the Zankun... Deal with it. |
| Thu Dec 25, 2008 6:39 pm |
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
_________________  You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com |
| Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:52 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:42 am Posts: 727 Location: Where people make sense Gender: Male
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
_________________ I am the Zankun... Deal with it. |
| Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:55 pm |
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"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
_________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com |
| Thu Dec 25, 2008 7:57 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:42 am Posts: 727 Location: Where people make sense Gender: Male
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Chuck Norris doesn't just beat it up....He tears the whole mother@#$%er down.
_________________ I am the Zankun... Deal with it. |
| Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:41 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892 Gender: Anime Girl
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Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
_________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com |
| Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:27 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892 Gender: Anime Girl
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sorry to DP
Dinosaurs went extinct because of the Chuck Norrisaurus. _________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com |
| Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:54 pm |
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Joined: Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:31 pm Posts: 337 Location: None of your buisness Gender: Male
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live
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The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Chuck Norris
_________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com |
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 Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:59 pm Posts: 509 Location: The world will never know
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a few more
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement. Chuck Norris won ‘Jumanji’ without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living daylights out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more “humane”. _________________      |
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Joined: Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:13 pm Posts: 242 Location: Nashville Tennessee Gender: Male
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If you try to shoot Chuck Norris the gun might as well be pointed at you, when the bullet sees Chuck it will turn around and run.
PS: you misspelled his name, its has to be with caps. and I am going to tell him, so watch your back! _________________  |
| Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:16 am |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892 Gender: Anime Girl
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the cure for cancer is in Chuck Norris's tears,but we will never get it because Chuck Norris never cries, Ever...
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue. _________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com |
| Thu Jan 01, 2009 11:37 am |
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 Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:42 am Posts: 471 Location: Why should I tell you? Gender: Male Currently Playing: Patapon 2, Worms:OW2, Dissidia Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy III, Final Fantasy IX, Final Fantasy VII
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Chuck Norris punched the young universe and caused the big bang.
_________________ Well, that's that. I said everything I had to just then. Don't bother me again about it. Pokemon Diamond FC: 4899 4911 1996 OH LAWL Pokemon Platinum FC: 0130 9838 6816 Ash (Note: Not yet ready for battle but I have a Level 30 Shiny Shaymin in a Master Ball for whoever would like to give me a Level 50 Articuno/Zapdos/Cresselia.) Pokemon SoulSilver FC: 4898 9417 2153 Kando (Who wants a Shiny Rayquaza?) |
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When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the Pool gets Chuck Norris'd.
_________________ Snover is quite awsome, actually, In the Pokémon Ranger game, he can use use all area clears at maxium power, can use every assist and his partner bar is always full. The programers, however, thought that wasy unfair and that is where he is in now in the game. |
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