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Bankai wrote:
xnejihatakex19 wrote:
Bankai wrote:
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Bankai wrote:
When I was a lot, I mean a lot younger, I'm not sure exactly. I went into my sister's room, and tugged on a cord, which I thought was fun, and an Iron fell onto my head. I had to go to the hospital for it, and get stitches. And xnejihatakex19 you kinda need to respect these stories. But anyway, the only thing I myself remember was getting in my Mom's car with a towel held onto my head..The hospital and stitches I found out later in life (maybe 12 yrs)

I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S THAT DUMB AT AGE 7
I MEAN I GOT MY HANDS FULL OF HOLES AND DIPPED THEM IN OIL WHEN I WAS 5 BUT DAMN 7?!


I wasn't 7 yrs old. I was maybe 4-5 yrs old at least. Also, it might be a dream, that I took my mom's keys at a very young age, and tried to drive her car, and i didn't press the pedals, but the engine starting scared me, and I cried, my mom came to me..yea..

Oh my god, what's your IQ? 65?


What was yours when you were 4-5 yrs old? Exactly. It was a dream, I'm sure.

Mine was 163 at 6.

Of course, it's dropped since then.

Professional IQ tests ftw?

Also, I'm pretty sure everyone here had a higher IQ than 65... I mean, like, 2% of the population have an IQ below 69.

Oh, also:

mild mental retardation: IQ 50 to 70; children require mild support; formally called "Educable Mentally Retarded".

And a dog can have an IQ of 70, so dogs are smarter than you.

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PLRTNAWOEP wrote:
Bankai wrote:
xnejihatakex19 wrote:
Bankai wrote:
xnejihatakex19 wrote:
Bankai wrote:
When I was a lot, I mean a lot younger, I'm not sure exactly. I went into my sister's room, and tugged on a cord, which I thought was fun, and an Iron fell onto my head. I had to go to the hospital for it, and get stitches. And xnejihatakex19 you kinda need to respect these stories. But anyway, the only thing I myself remember was getting in my Mom's car with a towel held onto my head..The hospital and stitches I found out later in life (maybe 12 yrs)

I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S THAT DUMB AT AGE 7
I MEAN I GOT MY HANDS FULL OF HOLES AND DIPPED THEM IN OIL WHEN I WAS 5 BUT DAMN 7?!


I wasn't 7 yrs old. I was maybe 4-5 yrs old at least. Also, it might be a dream, that I took my mom's keys at a very young age, and tried to drive her car, and i didn't press the pedals, but the engine starting scared me, and I cried, my mom came to me..yea..

Oh my god, what's your IQ? 65?


What was yours when you were 4-5 yrs old? Exactly. It was a dream, I'm sure.

Mine was 163 at 6.

Of course, it's dropped since then.

Professional IQ tests ftw?

Also, I'm pretty sure everyone here had a higher IQ than 65... I mean, like, 2% of the population have an IQ below 69.

Oh, also:

mild mental retardation: IQ 50 to 70; children require mild support; formally called "Educable Mentally Retarded".

And a dog can have an IQ of 70, so dogs are smarter than you.
They make IQ tests for animals? Scientist must be getting bored.......

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Like it wasn't obvious from all the pointless and completely obvious tests they've done?

but, I'm half sure that it's just an estimate on a dog's IQ, but not completely sure on that.

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PLRTNAWOEP wrote:
Like it wasn't obvious from all the pointless and completely obvious tests they've done?

but, I'm half sure that it's just an estimate on a dog's IQ, but not completely sure on that.
I doubt a estimate of a animals IQ would be verey accurate.

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Kinda like your spelling?
It's 7 am where I live. >.>

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RR Kyuubit wrote:
That's not an excuse.
Lack of sleep isn't a excuse for poor spelling? Or did you think I woke up then?

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PLRTNAWOEP wrote:
Like it wasn't obvious from all the pointless and completely obvious tests they've done?

but, I'm half sure that it's just an estimate on a dog's IQ, but not completely sure on that.

Actually, new studies are showing that alot of dogs are as smart as the average eleven-year-old.

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Kittenpuncher wrote:
PLRTNAWOEP wrote:
Like it wasn't obvious from all the pointless and completely obvious tests they've done?

but, I'm half sure that it's just an estimate on a dog's IQ, but not completely sure on that.

Actually, new studies are showing that alot of dogs are as smart as the average eleven-year-old.

Who follows those kinds of studies?

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PLRTNAWOEP wrote:
Kittenpuncher wrote:
PLRTNAWOEP wrote:
Like it wasn't obvious from all the pointless and completely obvious tests they've done?

but, I'm half sure that it's just an estimate on a dog's IQ, but not completely sure on that.

Actually, new studies are showing that alot of dogs are as smart as the average eleven-year-old.

Who follows those kinds of studies?

Animal Planet, obviously.

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Bankai wrote:
xnejihatakex19 wrote:
Bankai wrote:
xnejihatakex19 wrote:
Bankai wrote:
When I was a lot, I mean a lot younger, I'm not sure exactly. I went into my sister's room, and tugged on a cord, which I thought was fun, and an Iron fell onto my head. I had to go to the hospital for it, and get stitches. And xnejihatakex19 you kinda need to respect these stories. But anyway, the only thing I myself remember was getting in my Mom's car with a towel held onto my head..The hospital and stitches I found out later in life (maybe 12 yrs)

I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S THAT DUMB AT AGE 7
I MEAN I GOT MY HANDS FULL OF HOLES AND DIPPED THEM IN OIL WHEN I WAS 5 BUT DAMN 7?!


I wasn't 7 yrs old. I was maybe 4-5 yrs old at least. Also, it might be a dream, that I took my mom's keys at a very young age, and tried to drive her car, and i didn't press the pedals, but the engine starting scared me, and I cried, my mom came to me..yea..

Oh my god, what's your IQ? 65?


What was yours when you were 4-5 yrs old? Exactly. It was a dream, I'm sure.

JESUS CHRIST YOU HAVE NO COMMON GODDAMN SENSE, YOU CAN'T READ BOLDED TEXT, YOU'RE f*** STUPID, I'M REFERRING TO DARKNESS WHEN HE SET PAPER ON FIRE WHEN HE WAS 7 YEARS OLD, YOU'RE SERIOUSLY f*** IN THE HEAD.


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BTW I made that story up I figured the nature of the story would provide some afternoon entertainment and I was extremely right.

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BTW I made that story up I figured the nature of the story would provide some afternoon entertainment and I was extremely right.

But you're still a f*****

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xnejihatakex19 wrote:
Bankai wrote:
xnejihatakex19 wrote:
Bankai wrote:
xnejihatakex19 wrote:
Bankai wrote:
When I was a lot, I mean a lot younger, I'm not sure exactly. I went into my sister's room, and tugged on a cord, which I thought was fun, and an Iron fell onto my head. I had to go to the hospital for it, and get stitches. And xnejihatakex19 you kinda need to respect these stories. But anyway, the only thing I myself remember was getting in my Mom's car with a towel held onto my head..The hospital and stitches I found out later in life (maybe 12 yrs)

I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S THAT DUMB AT AGE 7
I MEAN I GOT MY HANDS FULL OF HOLES AND DIPPED THEM IN OIL WHEN I WAS 5 BUT DAMN 7?!


I wasn't 7 yrs old. I was maybe 4-5 yrs old at least. Also, it might be a dream, that I took my mom's keys at a very young age, and tried to drive her car, and i didn't press the pedals, but the engine starting scared me, and I cried, my mom came to me..yea..

Oh my god, what's your IQ? 65?


What was yours when you were 4-5 yrs old? Exactly. It was a dream, I'm sure.

JESUS CHRIST YOU HAVE NO COMMON GODDAMN SENSE, YOU CAN'T READ BOLDED TEXT, YOU'RE f#%$& STUPID, I'M REFERRING TO DARKNESS WHEN HE SET PAPER ON FIRE WHEN HE WAS 7 YEARS OLD, YOU'RE SERIOUSLY f#%$& IN THE HEAD.


I thought what Bankai did. Now, it seems so funny. XD

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The Darkness Within wrote:
BTW I made that story up I figured the nature of the story would provide some afternoon entertainment and I was extremely right.

how can you be extremely right?


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