Woman
You decide to haunt women, particularly at night when they are changing.

1. Go scare some chicks
2. Is that a portal over there?
3. I wonder if Xena is around...

Is that a portal over there?
you enter this portal and you return to inside the doughnut shop with Xenon
1. Run away and find a way to return everything to normal *Snipe and the rest of the guys rem. everything, get your sword and come back to you with UPGRADES, AKA weapons from the 3 portraits shown in the beginning, also manages to convince Xenon*
2. SCREW. THIS. BOOK!

1. Whatever the answer is.
You run, creating some sort of paradox, and you enter it to find yourself with everything that you had, the weapons from the portraits, and all your friends. You are at the foot of Hell's Kingdom, a large castle where Clyde resides.
*3 weeks and 12 minutes of fighting later*
You are at the gate to Clyde's Chamber.

1. Time to end this!
2. Maybe we can capture Clyde and question him about the Beast and and the Greater Force...

Maybe we can capture Clyde and question him about the Beast and and the Greater Force...
*100 failed attempts to capture Clyde later*
*1 successful attempt later*
You:what is this Greater force?
Clyde:why would I tell you?
You:we will torture you in the greatest of ways.
1:Make him watch the War at home
2:RUN!

2.RUN

You decide to run. As you start running you realize that you are in a torn book and face palm. You then break the fourth wall and escape this fiction. What do you do now?

1. I am a tomato
2. have a doughnut
3. go talk to somebody about how weird that book is
4. join a book club
5. watch TV

Have a doughnut (lol)
You grab the doughnut from your pocket, But you see the Beast's mark in it, What will you do?

Get back into the book

Ignore it and eat it

Don't eat the doughnut

Have a doughnut (lol)
You grab the doughnut from your pocket, But you see the Beast's mark in it, What will you do?

Get back into the book

Ignore it and eat it

Don't eat the doughnut

3

You decide not to and look around. The door out is barricaded by a SLEEPING SNORLAX, there's a DESK with a FLASK, KEYS, and BUBBLEGUM. There is also a OPEN WINDOW.

1. Get ye flask
2. Take the keys
3. Snatch the bubblegum
4. Other (Please specify)
5. Genuflect

3

You snatch the gum and waft it towards Snorlax
And then place it on the door...
Snorlax breaks it down for the gum!
You get out and lock it inside
*FLASH!*
You: Urgh....ah! Now i know! It must be Xena's father! Clyde is already dead!

1. Find a way out, and eventually to your friends
2. GAH. IMA DESTROY TEH UNIVERSE NAO D8<

Find a way out, and eventually to your friends
you find your way out and find your friends
Snipe:what happened in there?
You:it all came back to me.
You:I think we should take a break from this story and just go out into the world and explore.

1:forest
2:Abandoned Shipyard
3:Island
4:Canyon

Island
Xena: looks like an interesting place....
Snipe: O LOOK! PIRATEZ!
You: ...o right, u haz pirate craze.
Xena: When did we change our pers-
You pull her into the bush to do some usual stuff....no really, completely usual.
Snipe: Pirates~

1. Become a pirate yourself
2. Still doing usual stuff...
3. IMA BE A BRAVE WARRIOR OF TEH SEA'S
4. Ask Snipe to join in the usual stuff....
5. Blow up.

IMA BE A BRAVE WARRIOR OF TEH SEA'S
you see a pirate crew coming ashore, they try to negotiate to join them, but you decline the deal, they rush at you and attack.

1:Attack normally
2:Attack with New form
3:Attack with Aura form
4:RUN!

2.

You have darkness surround you, and you gain a jet black coat of armor, complete with cape and demon wings. You also have two swords, each resembling your original sword, but they are larger and slightly different. You also feel power surging through you, and you know every technique you can use in this form.

1. Use Limit Break (A combo using your swords covered in dark aura)
2. Use Chaos Fissure (A slash into the ground that sends dark aura through the cracks)
3. Use ??? (A move that randomly selects an element and uses an attack according to that element. Never light)
4. Use Donut's Revenge (Summon a giant donut that eats your foes with jelly)

Use Chaos Fissure
it sends them flying through the air, and into the water
You:behold the power of the Chaos Aura form!
they swim all the way to their ship and fire a cannon ball at you

1:Run
2:take the hit

Take the hit

You take the hit, and a portal actually opens and takes the cannonball in. Another portal opens and sends the cannonball at them. They then retreat off the boat after taking the hit. You go back into your regular form, but you notice a side of the Hell's Gate seal gone, along with another one that was already gone.
You: Is that...from my fo-
You start to cough blood, and you faint
Voice: In this form, you also have sacrifices of power...
You: Why can't you tell me this before???
Voice: What fun is that?
You then have a flashback to your past, where you and your father are fighting with each other against a large dragon, not the Beast, but a powerful looking one.
You: Can I try my new form Dad?
Gracie: No.
You: Why? It will end it quick!
Gracie: What fun is that?
You then return to present time, and you and your friends are on the ship.

1. Use the ship to travel to a new place and see if you have another form you can use.
2. Go straight back home and study about the Beast and plan an attack.
3. Go back and train.
4. Go back and get a donut while discussing plans.