Ask Xenon to teach you swordmanship.

Xenon:I see you want to Sync with the Tri-Sword of destiny.
You:the Tri-Sword?
Xenon:The Bejeweled Blade Of Tartarus, The Wicked Blade of Hell, and the Aqua Blade of atlantis all combined, they all have personalities, they have merged in physical form, but they have not merged in mental state, Merge their Mental states and You will soon be in sync.
You:well that sounds simple, but how do I do it?

1:get your answer
2:Run out of the castle
3:Eat a Donut

Still is smiley spam. But its forum games, it doesn't matter. Just don't do it again.

Stay on topic here

Don't lecture me. And if the topic made sense, I would. Probably.

@Eraser guess i was a bit lazy there. Kay, won't do it again.

Now to continue...
Get the answer
Xenon: Its for you to find out. NOW TAKE UP YOUR BLADE!
You: Wha?! W-wait a minute...

1. I FORGOT! ITS DONUT TIEM!
2. I think i-i have a stomach ache...
3. H4X!

Meh. Cook up something humorous.

I think i-i have a stomach ache
Xenon:oh, just do it, you baby.
You:alright...*takes up blade* now what?
*you blink your eyes and you are taken to a dark place*
*you see 3 roads, one on your left another on your right and one in front of you*

1:take the left road
2:take the right road
3:take the road in front of you

Take the right path.
You take the right path, only to realize that the right path was a portal that lead to the left path. Only thing you can do now is go straight. You go straight, but you end up at a Pagoda made of Shadows. What will you do now?

1. Go inside.
2. Uh...I just realized that, uh, I have to be somewhere...
3. Wow! That was tiring! Let's have a donut and relax...

Go inside.
... You got me stuck, next guy does the rest

Ok, I'll explain it now.
You enter, to find a Dark Samurai inside. He is still like a statue, but when you get close he awakens and readies his sword.
1. Fight the Dark Samurai.
2. Run outside and scream like a little girl.
3. Offer the samurai a smoke and get high with him.

Fight the Dark Samurai.
you strike down the samurai and his soul is absorbed into your blade.
you find yourself back at the cross roads and you find that the forward road is gone

1:go left
2:go right

Go left.
You go left, and a large Shadow Castle Appears.

1. Enter it
2. Just walk away and nobody gets hurt...

Enter it
you see that it is full of jewels and you see a door to another room
1:look around
2:steal jewels
3:go through door

Go through the door.
You go through the door to find a Shadow Knight (See a pattern coming along? Let's keep the pattern going). The knight draws his Shadow Blade, readying for a fight.

1. Take him out
2. It's getting late, I need to rest...
3. Quick exit, lock the room while the knight is still inside, steal the jewels, and run for your life!

Take him out
the same thing happens to the Knight that happened to the samurai and you are back at the roads and find only one road left

1:go right
2:eat a donut
3:go any other direction and fall into a pit of nothingness

Go right.
Here you find a large Shadow Futuristic Moon Base.

1. Enter it and hope there is a healing machine.
2. Back up and walk away.