ok
me, zilch will have the honour to face hakker for the glory or defeat
i am the official hakker's spriter (or slave if you prefer)
here to see the skills of such a brillant warrior i will fight
those who need to see this battle can see
but this is only between hakker and me
myself will be
arthur
17 years human
weapons: urkhassus, wind pearl, and uranus armor
against the comedian

Hakker sighed as he stumbled into the arena, stretching his arms as he wondered why he was doing this as he looked around for his opponent. "Right, let's get this over with, shall we?" He suggested, reaching for his sword.

"Consider yourself raped, Hakker is one of the best fighters I've ever met." Kyzak yelled from the stands, gorging himself with popcorn.

"Nini is better than Hakker, actually." Said Belthazar as he rudely reached into Kyzak's bucket of popcorn and stole from it. "Nini is waaay better than Hakker. Hakker is just second place now. A nobody."

"Hence why I said "One of", Two-Timer." Kyzak muttered, breaking into laughter.

"I am not a two-timer." Belthazar said while smacking Kyzak upside the head. "Laugh at that, idiot."

"Eh, You exaggerate" a voice from behind them would say. leaning her head down between where the two were sat; she then swiftly swiped her hand down to snatch a few puffs from the popcorn bucket, throwing the small handful into her awaiting opened mouth; she'd hop over and plop into the seat besides Belth; already having swallowed down the snack food. leaning back in her seat, legs mounting the headrest of the chair in front, crossing one over the other. "So when is this starting?"

The Grand Stand was mostly empty save for a few seats, spotting fellow RPers Kyzak, Belthazar666 (who coincidentally is really anal about his name) and Nini, sat myself down next to them. Though the latters were filching popcorn from the former, I brought out a back of rotten fruit and crisps for the loser to taste, at high velocity of course. While waiting for the fight to start, I yawn heavily and remark,

"This'll be too boring if the noob doesn't do anything."

Kiki casually walked down the aisle with her hands behind her back and sat down beside Nini. She reached into her pockets and took out a red blow horn, and a bag of jellybeans. (She made sure to keep the latter out of the moocher's sight) She placed her arm on the chair's arm rest and rested her head on her hand. "Poor Zilch" she said sympathetically "This is going to end bloody for him" Kiki then shrugged "Oh well, he called it on himself"

Belthazar has sighed. "I doubt he'll even post again... SO, who's taking Hakker on now? I came for a show, dammit."

*Accidentally slashes Nini*

"Whoops! I guess Hakker's going to be really pissed at me now..."

Haingi stands at the very top of the stands, on the wall that separates the arena from the rest of the world. He jumps down and casually walks to the front-row seats. "This'll be interesting, though I'd much prefer Zilch be replaced by a more popular RPer... maybe Kyzak?" He mutters to himself.

Tilts her head to the side and narrowly dodges, shrugging.

OOC: -accidentally stabs you?-

OOC: This is a way less than formal RP. We can auto hit here aye? I mean right? (Damn, Joat's rubbing off on me...)

OOC: Tsk, tsk chapter 4 sub section 2 paragraph 3 says otherwise "Thou shalt always RP properly."