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CardCaptor Sakura
Joined: Sun Sep 28, 2008 1:38 am Posts: 2286 Location: The Wonderful Land of Aus
Gender: Anime Girl
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Pretty sure these type of things have a name, but I dunno what they're called. Also this topic is to discuss these things which I don't know the name of.
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Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:12 pm |
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Geno
Site Admin
Joined: Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:32 am Posts: 11709 Country:
Gender: Anime Girl
Currently Playing: Undertale
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"If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"
Like those types of things?
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Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:13 pm |
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Belth
Joined: Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:45 am Posts: 4454
Gender: Male
Skype: belth666
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Do bald men use shampoo or soap to wash their head?
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Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:23 pm |
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CardCaptor Sakura
Joined: Sun Sep 28, 2008 1:38 am Posts: 2286 Location: The Wonderful Land of Aus
Gender: Anime Girl
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Not really, that's more philosophical This is just a bit on wordplay but I don't think it's a pun Another one would be If a deaf boy swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? Belth's got it!
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Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:37 pm |
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Pope Krillin VI
Joined: Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:31 am Posts: 1342 Location: Queensland, Australia. Country:
Gender: Male
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Do deaf schizophrenia people hear voices?
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Sat Nov 19, 2011 10:18 pm |
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CardCaptor Sakura
Joined: Sun Sep 28, 2008 1:38 am Posts: 2286 Location: The Wonderful Land of Aus
Gender: Anime Girl
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We're getting the hang of it
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
_________________Parents - Ray fletcher, Blue Mage(?) Married to - Deux Children - Geno
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Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:11 pm |
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SS
Joined: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:38 am Posts: 6670 Location: Darkest Antartica Country:
Gender: Male
Skype: Thaiberium
Currently Playing: The Game
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"When are lawyers ever going stop practicing law?"
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Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:36 am |
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Whimzer
Joined: Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:58 pm Posts: 2788 Location: Kalifornio Country:
Gender: Anime Girl
Currently Playing: Mandolin
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whats the point of using shampoo if hair is but dead follicles
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Sun Nov 20, 2011 12:27 pm |
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Ichigo
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:37 am Posts: 1433 Location: .j Country:
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If Matthew De Leas hadn't lead the Atruts to Northern Briton would the Cetric-Celts have formed the tribal nation of Boii-Su? Or would the massive flooding that happened years later eventually bring the tribes together anyway?
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:51 pm |
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Blitzamirin
Joined: Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:51 am Posts: 2014 Location: Paradise Country:
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If you go into the past and kill yourself with a knife or a weapon, is it considered a suicide or a homicide?
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 1:53 pm |
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Nicko
Joined: Tue Nov 03, 2009 2:01 am Posts: 1310 Location: someplace where the kangaroos run wild Country:
Gender: Male
Waifu: your dad
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They say "Practice makes perfect", but nothing is perfect so why practice?
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:42 pm |
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{420}sMoKeWeEd{420}
Joined: Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:03 pm Posts: 2825 Location: being a genius Gender: little girl Country:
Gender: Anime Girl
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I AM BECOME DEATH, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:13 pm |
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CardCaptor Sakura
Joined: Sun Sep 28, 2008 1:38 am Posts: 2286 Location: The Wonderful Land of Aus
Gender: Anime Girl
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Sayo honey, this isn't Spam
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Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:29 pm |
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Pach
Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:11 pm Posts: 515 Location: here Country:
Gender: Anime Girl
MGN Username: Pach
Skype: pach_ino
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Why are "a wise man" and "a wise guy" opposites?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
If a #2 pencil is so great, then why is it #2?
Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
Can fat people go skinny dipping?
If it's a country of free speech, then why are there phone bills?
Why are feet smelly and noses runny?
What does a bald person put as "hair color" on their driver's license?
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Tue Nov 22, 2011 5:45 pm |
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Whimzer
Joined: Sun Jun 13, 2010 4:58 pm Posts: 2788 Location: Kalifornio Country:
Gender: Anime Girl
Currently Playing: Mandolin
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Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:24 pm |
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