Make up stories, obituaries, ANYTHING a newspaper would have, but with Nintendo, Sega, Capcom, and more!

In todays news, it seems Mario has had a Game Over! He has run out of lives and now can no longer star in Nintendo Games. Without their famed mascot, Nintendo is collapsing, leaving Sega and Kojima the prominent video game manufacturers.

this just in! the hero of time himself, link, has traveled all the way from hyrule to the mushroom kingdom with a 1up shroom, just to bring mario back to life! local brother luigi was so happy that when he jumped up and said "yipee!" his head got stuck in the attic again, however, it was later found that luigi has left his home with his brother to join wario and waluigi, because he is jealous of mario.

this just in!
sega has made a new console after 7 years
the "sega genesis II"
this brings back all your favorite sega genesis games
along with the 3D games, all on one console.

That's non brawl GTFO!!

Snake raped Samus while sleeping. Snake thought it was Meryl.
Although Snake was not found. And Fox charged his laser and destroyed Luigi's Mansion.
Captain Falcon was arrested because his famous "Falcon Punch" destroyed a building.

This just in! Captain Falcon has been forced to forfeit his title as a video game star due to his use of steroids, which are what caused his ability of Falcon Punch.

This just in! Samus is pregnant! She has found out what Snake did. After she found our Snake's location the shot him with a fully charged power beam blast. She ws taken to court and declared innocent! Will Konamy take revenge on Nintendo for taking out one of their strongest players?

In other news, princesses Peach and Zelda were also discovered to be pregnant. Mario and Link kill Samus for beating them to Snake.

Fix'd

whatevr
EDIT: The smash villain games ended with Ganondorf in first place, Ridley in second, and Bowser in third. Later that day Bowser commited suicicide by jumping of peach's castle.

Breaking News!
Konami's Solid Snake has been found by Django, another character thought of by Kojima, in a haunted house, in the town of San Miguel. Snake though has no memory of his past or anything but is still kickin'. He has recently opened a shop in the town which sells blind boxes for 200 Soll, anything could be in them. Afterwords Snake went foraging for rare items in nearby areas and selling them for money, his best costomer though is Django.

Unoriginal.

Something tells me you've played the game.

Breaking News!
This is why Ganondorf has his human form. Here is the story
One day while invading Hyrule he saw some Hyrulian girls and he wanted to be a human.
He used dark magic to be in human form which caused of unconsiousness of the girls and sent to the court and Mr. Wright and Mr. von Karma are fighting.
And Sega's superstar Sonic has been found raping Amy. Which caused his vid in Youtube and commited suicide.

I think Amy likes Sonic, so he wouldn't be raping her.