what if i dick slapped her by accident
it's worth noting that she was crouching the whole time

"accident"

"dick"

"she"

"‎( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

rex is right the correct term is "digina". i am a diginerate after all
accident or not (lol prob not) i don't wanna get sued for sexual harassment!
thus i put a supressor on this bad boy

I lost.

Had one of the closest matches.

I've been playing SSB4 since like 11 in the morning.

today i trolled my mom
she got mad and threw a razor at me

did you die

ghost psycho

that'll be my next username

yes

Well I'd love to know the story behind this.

i just annoyed her for like 20 mins straight lol
1. she told me one thing and i said no, you're wrong because etc. which ofc got her annoyed
2. she asked what i wanted to eat, i stood there "thinking" for about 5 mins even though i knew what i wanted, and she knew that i knew
3. i made fun of my nephew bc he's weird (which she doesn't like, even though she knows it's all in good fun)
4. i play fought my brother in front of her (he was also in on it) which she also doesn't like, especially when we speak violent like "i'll throw you down the stairs, kid" or "kill yourself immediately", which we did lol
5. i got up from my chair after eating and she went to sit there since it's her fav spot and i said "wow mom way to steal my seat" even though i was done with it
she was like "but you stood up!!" and i said "so i can't stretch?"
6. she proceeded to do the anime girl pout face and opened a nearby drawer to find something to hit me with. she pulled out a razor and she said "who's razor is this?" since it was the kitchen drawer, and i said "yours" and started laughing loudly

that's when she threw the razor at me, but she started laughing after so we're cool now lol