And everytime "one" is mentioned in that song, the nutshack theme plays, and every "nutshack" is replaced with a clip of idubbbz saying "im gay".

Every time someone brings up a dead meme they get banned

every character's charged tilt makes a KO
's misfire is always the sweet spot
has their smbz sprites and mario's taunt make him change powerups taunt you turn in fire mario side taunt you turn into cape mario and down taunt mario turns into his fanmade superform.

Make 's GO cancellable by inputting the opposite direction you're facing like in Wario Land Shake It

Sounds balanced to me.

Give Goku's Side Taunt a hitbox with a large radius, 999% damage and Home Run Bat level knockback. But don't make it work on Yoshi because he's deaf:

Nerf 's grab so that its as terrible as ssb4 's grab.

add majin vegeta as the hazard for WT and he destroys the stage and make the match end in sudden death every time

I already is. The grab box doesn't persist as long as the animation does.

actually, his ssf2 grab is slightly better that it has more active frames than ssb4's.
sure its still slow, but at least his grab works.

But you can still walk into the galaga rays after they are initially created without getting grabbed, and bam, instant punish.

thats why i said "slightly better"

Give Luffy ZSS's 0.9b recovery.

replace all music with SilvaGunner's high quality rips

Put lylat in the game (while it being able to move).

Make all damage done permanent even if a stock is taken.