WHEN YOU ATTACK, SAY THE SPECIFIC PERSON YOU'RE ATTACKING, NOT "YOU"!

Okay, people. Since Cherno left, I'm taking over his slot.

I get a running start, jump off a snow bank, and land on DensetsuNoKaboom and start punching him repeatedly.
Attack Counter: 1.

See people, that really descriptive stuff that's not just plain stupid is what I like. That may be excessive, but I like it a lot.

I sneak up behind Megark and punch him in the neck.

Attack counter:3

I run up to 90f94 and hit him with a three-hit combo.

I whip around, notice Weavile punching me, and respond with a swift smash in the stomach. Attack Counter 3!

One spot? I'm in!

K'. Thanks.

I run with lightning speed, jump up, dodge an arrow, and smash my fist into DensetsuNoKaboom. Attack counter 2!

K'. So Zach is taking over my spot. Zach, you're attack counter is two and you still only have fists.

Heh. Since you took over MY spot, I'll PM you once I want to with a special weapon/item. Heh.

I go around clockwise on Megark, then I notice him very dizzy, then I uppercut punched Megark.
Attack counter: 4

I jump from a fighter plane and, with my knive downwards toward him, stab 90f94 in the head, losing my knive and having to get another one.
attack counter 45.

I set up a plan, I strongly punch(Fake) Megark then I climb up a pile of....dirt, then I jump from the pile of dirt and aim for Megark. I blow him in the head with my fists...
Attack Counter: 5
Yay....Level up....

I quickly rip off 90f94's nose and stuff his head into a pile of salt, y'know, the stuff that makes wounds hurt really bad?

Attack counter: 14

However, the blood on my hands after ripping his nose off made some salt stick to my fists, which is really annoying, thus temporarily (10 posts) taking two damage away from all my attacks, but boosting all attacks that attack wounds by two precent.

YOU KNOW WHAT? SCRATCH THE IDEA OF HP AND DAMAGE! GO KILL THE OTHER PEOPLE WITH WHATEVER YOU WANT, I WILL ANNOUNCE WHEN SOMEONE IS DEAD!