It does but no one cares and you commit suicide.
I wish Sonic and Sega Allstars racing transformed would come out sooner.

They rush the game, releasing a thing whose quality only can rival with Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing.

I wish to be able to wake up early when needed.

You go to bed really early and only have time for school and work for the rest of your life.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted, and for it not to ruin the game.

OOC @DJ: You did ask for it....
"O ye gods!" DJ cries out, "Make this wish as corrupted as possible!"

"You're tempting fate, DJ." I, the messenger of the gods muttered, "But I'll pass on the wish anyway."

The gods receive the wish. Zeus is a bit puzzled at first, as it does not seem to have any content pertaining to what can be corrupted. After some conference with me, then he realizes that this must refer to DJ's previous wish.

"Terra, pass it on." Zeus told him, and I came back with this result:


"Interesting..." Zeus muttered, but I heard. "You know what I'll do?" he asked me, then muttered into my ear.

Now I bring news of the fate of DJ. Void is replaced involuntarily, though he could've came back. Ever since the request was made by DJ, an unstoppable rage filled the Void(pun fully intended), and he confronted DJ.

"What did you do?" Void raged, "I was about to tell them I had figured out everyone's alignment! Too late. Goodbye."

DJ Wizard Cop has been killed Night 1. Day 2 begins now.

I wish that more people would do long stories for their corruptions.

Ok, people do. Me first.

DON'T NINJA ME I'M CORRUPTING TERRA'S WISH BUT IT WILL TAKE A WHILE.

No one ninjas you and the thread dies.

You do not wish for something, and the agonizing pain of waiting for DJ Wizard Cop to post soon consumes you and you die from insanity.
EDIT:Waiting for DJ Wizard Cop. :P

DJ Wizard Cop tried to write an incredibly detailed and long story; in his absence, no more wishes were made for two days time. As a result... he has been ninja'd.

I wish to not receive flak for ninja-ing in a thread I've only just discovered.

You do not receive flak. Instead, you receive a lock on your account, disabling it forever.

I wish that Super Smash Crash never existed.

I stop creating it and my friends murder you.

I wish Ramsey and Cactus weren't total dicks.

Your wish comes true, but we become even bigger jerks, and you have no-one but yourself to blame.
I can make that come true if you wish.

I wish Keyblade would accept the fact that everything bad that has happened to him is his own fault, and he should stop b**** about it.

Pfft, that ain't happening.

I wish Cactus would stop being an a**.

I didn't even do anything this time. I've got plenty of friends I don't need people like him to be dicks.
Sorry for posting here at this time but it needed to be said.

No one listen to Ramsey or Cactus.

I wish you guys didn't use this thread for your personal conflicts.

Reply to keybladewielder:
"I wish Cactus would stop being an a**!!!!!!"screamed keybladewielder at Mercury. "You do as I say, cuz YOU'RE JUST A MESSENGER!!!!! AND I'M THE ONE WITH THE WISH!!!!!" Mercury hesitated for a moment, before pronouncing,"I'll do what I can." As Mercury drifted off into the backdrop of the skyline of the city, keybladewielder managed to lift a grin on his face. It was not because he was happy, but it was because he hated Cactus, just as much as he hated Ramsey.

"I have a message for you, Zeus." Zeus was startled by this impromptu comment, but proceeded to reply, as it was mandatory within the holy realm of the gods. "What is it Mercury?"he spoke politely.
"It is keybladewielder. He has requested for Cactus not to be an a-, well, basically a foolish and stupid person."
"Is that so?"
"Yes. However, Cactus is not foolish, nor is he stupid, which makes the wish impossible to fulfill. Could you share your thoughts with us, Zeus?

The next day, keybladewielder was found dead, lying on the floor, drool flowing from his mouth. Next to him was his laptop, commencing the deletion of Super Smash Crash, and everything else in his hard drive.

I wish that keybladewielder would just admit the fact that Super Smash Crash was a failed game, almost everyone who saw it deemed it unworthy, and that his friends wouldn't really defy legal rights to kill someone even if he stopped the creation of his game.

EDIT: I wish that pigs could fly. Also, that ice-cream could rain down on us like rain. EVERYDAY.

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