Ok, rules!
You must state that you can do an extremely hard, difficult, or dangerous task to do, then the next person must state that you can't preform a simple thing that relates to what you're doing, an state their difficult task they can do. Stir and repeat.
Example:



...and etc.

I'll start.
I can fly without wings

but you cant fly with wings.
I can destroy diamond with my bare hands.

But you can't make diamonds with your bare hands


I can read Welsh.

but you can't speak it

I can take a lightsaber to the heart and live.

but you can't kill anyone with a lightsaber to the heart.
I can shoot myself and live.

But you're an idiot.
I can't do anything.

but you ca... you ca... you c...DAMN IT!!!!!!

I can't be insulted.

but you can be killed.

I can feed five thousand

but you can't feed under five thousand.
I can kill myself and still talk.

But you can't talk otherwise.
I can build an entire house in under 30 mins

But if you spend more time working on it, it fails.

I can chug a gallon of milk in fourteen seconds.

But you can't chug it in 13.59 seconds

I can break a brick wall with my fists

But you can't make A wall with your fists...

I can Use the Internet 24/7

But you can't eat, sleep, or do anything else, and so you die, and use no internet.

I can buy anything I want

But you cant buy happiness or love.
... Or can you?

I can scale a tall building