FTW?

how is that FTW?

You can't end the book yet! We just started today!

but there will be a sequel and I made sure of that.

Destroy the World.
You destroy the world, and you are floating in space. A wormhole then opens.
Eat a donut(pg.53879526789325639275689723658793265786587615872346 87642857)

Live on Mars(pg.865382975683256091265023654036583247658071658972365188342)

Enter the wormhole and go back in time(pg.1)

Enter the wormhole and go back in time
you find yourself back at the blacksmith and you see yourself trying to kill the blacksmith.

Help kill (page 2)

stop the killing (page 3)

stop the killing (page 3)

You decied to stop the killing. As your other self raises his dagger to harm the sleeping blacksmith you grab it. as a result of you touching your younger self's hand you create a time paradox. Time reverses as a result, you are now on page 5 part 7 standing in the machine with the shiny button you pressed, what do you do now?

Press the red button (pg. 502)

Press the blue button (pg.703)

Press the green button (pg. 12)

Press the shiny button (pg. 9001)

Leave the machine (pg.7000)

Suicide (back cover)

Press the red button
When you press the red button, You teleported yourself into the mars. What will you do?

Live on Mars (Page 122)

Eat donuts (Page 8)

Go back to the world (Page 201)

Go back to the world (Page 201)
You go back, and you decide to go somewhere else. In the meantime, you eat a donut.

Press the red button (pg. 502)

Press the blue button (pg.703)

Press the green button (pg. 12)

Leave the machine (pg.7000)

Suicide (back cover)

press the blue button.

nothing changed, the blue button does nothing!(good job, genius...)

Press the green button (pg. 12)

Leave the machine (pg.7000)

Suicide (back cover)

Leave the machine
As soon as you turn your back on it, a strange light engulfs you and the machine, and all of a sudden you appear in a mechanical world. The no.s 00:01 float before your eyes, and the words "Phase Nine, Running..."
There appear to tall buildings and more and more gigantic mechs, you notice that humans are also present, and seem to live alongside mechs. A leaflet appears out of the blue in your hand which describes that the mechs in this world are real and not manmade, and are organic. There are normal mechs and humanlike mechs (who can mate with humans). Your eyes go wide. What will you do now?:
1. Run around screaming in terror *page 6044*
2. Walk over to the nearest mechgirl (remember the humanlike mechs which i mentioned, who can actually mate with normal humes? : O BTW, she looks like KOS-MOS, Super Robot Taisen OG Saga version) and ask her where the hell you are *page 96*
3. Walk over to a normal mech couple and try to ask them hows the weather.
4. Walk over to a mechguy and ask him where you are (same as 2) *page 86*
5. Walk to the mechgirl mentioned before and ask her out on a date. *page 692*
6. TAKE NOTICE OF THE DAMN MACHINE RIGHT BEFORE YOU. *page 1, para 3*
7. ...or keep looking at the hot group of mechgirls/humangirls and mechguys/humanguys who are partying in a mech house. *page 693*
8. Notice a odd tombstone like structure before you which apparently no one else can see. *nearly torn page*
9. Wonder why no one has noticed you yet *another half torn page, what could this mean?!*

6. take notice of the mech
As you stare at the mech you see it jump into the air with an artifical jetpack and start firing missles at the people, what do you do, do you:
1. dive for cover behind a building (pg. 5553110)
2. look around for a weapon (pg. 321990)
3. run away screaming (pg. 110)
4. remember the powers satin gave you and fire a giant fireball at the mech (pg. 65487)

4. remember the powers satin gave you and fire a giant fireball at the mech (pg. 65487)
You summon a giant fireball and destroy the mech, and the heat frys the other mechs too. The people seem scared of you, and when you walk by they run screaming. You get bored and have a donut while trying to think of a way back.

Destroy the world and hope for another wormhole (pg.9002)

Destroy the world and hope for another wormhole (pg.9002)

Destroy the world and hope for another wormhole (pg.9002)

Thinking that option you facepalm, realizing that you could just go back into the machine and try the last button. You enter the machine and press the green button, you leave the machine and it seems just as if you first entered this world, everything just didn't happen, what do you do.

1. Run around screaming in terror *page 6044*
2. Walk over to the nearest mechgirl (remember the humanlike mechs which i mentioned, who can actually mate with normal humes? : O BTW, she looks like KOS-MOS, Super Robot Taisen OG Saga version) and ask her where the hell you are *page 96*
3. Walk over to a normal mech couple and try to ask them hows the weather.
4. Walk over to a mechguy and ask him where you are (same as 2) *page 86*
5. Walk to the mechgirl mentioned before and ask her out on a date. *page 692*
6. TAKE NOTICE OF THE MACHINE RIGHT BEFORE YOU. *page 1, para 3*
7. ...or keep looking at the hot group of mechgirls/humangirls and mechguys/humanguys who are partying in a mech house. *page 693*
8. Notice a odd tombstone like structure before you which apparently no one else can see. *nearly torn page*
9. Wonder why no one has noticed you yet *another half torn page, what could this mean?!*

Why do you have nine options? Why? I'll select from the first three:
Except third has no page
Walk over to a mechguy and ask him where you are
You: "Where am I?"
Mechguy:"Madness..."
You: "This is Madness?"
Mechguy: "Madness..."
You: "Huh?"
Mechguy: "THIS... IS.... SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You: "Oh rly?"

attack Leonidas (page 300)
flee to Athens (page 5)
go talk to mechgirl (page 78)