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Ted N. Taylor
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Ted N. Taylor
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 Joined: Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:11 pm Posts: 530 Gender: Male 
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Name:Ted N. Taylor
Gender: Male Age: 87 Reason for being awesome:His Alzheimers had made him believe that he and everybody around him is a popcicle, resulting in him locking several 6th graders in the cafeteria freezer. Personality: Ted, being under the belief that he is a popsicle, is usually a outcast from the rest of society. Nobody ever goes near him for fear that he might give them one of his famous lectures about why they must escape from the freezer of life into Antarctica so that they may breed with the local penguins and forget their frosty origins. Ted is dedicated to the rights of popcicles worldwide and protests against the cruelty that popcicles face, in front of city hall everyday. If you haven't already noticed, he is a bit out of his mind. He tends to mumble to himself, and talk to his imaginary friend, Zesper the frozen waffle. He is erratic, and quick to anger, but also has knowledgeable side to him. Background: After he had contracted Alzheimers in his early seventies, Ted wandered around aimlessly, until one day he stumbled into a school. From there on, he made it his home, stealing food from the cafeteria, and sleeping in the girl's locker room, and occasionally snatching up an unsuspecting child and sticking them in the school freezer. One day, while he was finishing up his daily work of locking children into the freezer, he was caught by a teacher. But using his popcicle powers, he subducted the teacher into thinking he was just a naughty little school girl, getting off with only a day of detention and a slap on the wrist. *Waits for Kyzak to rise from the grave.* _________________  |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:05 pm Posts: 1527 Location: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*♥:・ﾟ✧
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Buhahahahahaha! No comment. Carry on, Zesper. |
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| Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:31 pm |
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Joined: Thu Nov 06, 2008 11:11 pm Posts: 530 Gender: Male
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I DID IT! I f*** DID IT! I RESURRECTED KYZAK! I'M A GENIUS! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! _________________ |
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 Joined: Fri Aug 15, 2008 10:03 pm Posts: 2825 Location: being a genius Gender: little girl Country: 
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That's what she said. |
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| Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:14 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:05 pm Posts: 1527 Location: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*♥:・ﾟ✧
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Yes, yes. Good for you. Of course you could always bring me back for sexual favors, but not many seem to favor that option as of late. Hmm.
In any case, back into my grave I go. |
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 Joined: Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:57 am Posts: 512 Location: Stalker! Gender: Male Skype: 666
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Yeah in the next time we should stay in the sun and bring some garlic with us.
_________________  Once upon a time... Animals were telling each other jokes all of them laughed except the donkey, And in the next day they found the donkey laughing and when they asked him for the reason he said "I understood yesterday's joke." |
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