I am genderfluid

That means you're a cute slime girl right

(It doesn't and that's awful)

I was playing soccer barefoot outside in the dark and a bullfrog suddenly had the idea that it would be good to jump out in front of me

You see where this is going

There's blood all up my leg dude it's nasty. Exploded like a water balloon.

That's really gross.

Why does all the stupid s*** happen to me lmfao

dude wtf eww
that wasn't even a necessary description

so gross.

senran kagura shinovi versus is being localised

the vita is saved

\m/

I had broke my left arm.
So i made a cosplay of gintoki.

he smashfan eins zwei drei
was geht. bist du wirklich ein mädchen oder ist es nur ein witz

Das Ist keine katze poo

yo tengo un gato en mi pantalones

Eu sou um guaxinim chamado Cole.

I found that frog. Well, two halfs of it. I crushed it and then it picked its spot to die a few meters down

http://grumdrig.com/asciicam.html this is cool

mikasa su casa

would be cooler if i had a webcam attached to my computer