King Diamond owned/owns cats.

Cats are significantly cooler.

Yeah, especially when they are as lazy as mine.

Good memories...Cats don't bite you (mine didn't), you can let them go, because they come back...

They aren't so bad, and dogs just have a blank expression when they beg for food, all the time...

I never had a dog, and probably never will.

I mean, yeah dogs are good companions and all, but you have to take them on walks, feed them, clean up thier poop, and they CONSTANTLY BEG

Cats don't really do much, don't beg, and are a lot quieter than dogs.

So if I had to choose one, I'd go with cats.

Cats aren't the best pet, but I'd prefer them over dogs.

Oh look, my dog is begging for food again...

That's only some dogs though.
The worst dogs are worse than the worst cats, but the best dogs are better than the best cats.

I thought it was spelt alliteration.

Ending egregiously elitist comment containing copious observables of odious, purely puerile pedantry.

My cat, Pusspuss, was hit by a catbus.

I have a catdog : )

Actually it's just a cat that acts like a dog : (