HOLY s*** (pun intended) that sounds like hell it's a good thing i like sugar

Prolly Diabetes.

My condolences

Not eating good food.

Holy hell it's been a while. Ummmmmmm...... I'm guessing I'll be kicked in the head one day and suffer a severe concussion and just fall on the ground and make it worse. Then die.

if i try and accurately guess, ill get paranoid about it and go out of my way to avoid it, which will result in my death via something else unexpected entirely.

murphy's law would get me

probably a heart attack at a young age, thats how my dad and his grandpa died
although if im lucky it'll skip a generation, the doctors said i dont have the same heart condition they had but who knows

if not a heart attack, i'll probably die from being paranoid and trying to avoid death while leading myself to my own death
or i'll talk s*** to someone and get bashed because i suck

I intend to be the old matriarch who dies with all my loving children, grandchildren and great grandchildren around me. Finally reunited with my husband who'll probably die a decade or so before me around the age of his late 70s.

the first thing i said was a joke

I'll probably die with a family if I don't suicide first

sad and bad things are always happening to me, so I really often think in things like suicide

pochi do not commit suicide

Pochi we are here for you. We are your friends.

If you are joking do not make jokes like that because it isn't funny

I'm not enough lame to make jokes about that

I'm talking serious