Because he's Captain Jack f*** Sparrow?

Doesn't matter if he's the f*** King of Worcestershire, pirates were essentially three times dirtier than normal men in that era.

Romanticist media has destroyed the pirate image.

At least pirates still have a better image than ninjas.

Everyone thinks that ninjas could create gigantic balls of rotating air and call upon demons to maul people and destroy s***
I think their image has gotten some benefit from the media
Vampires are the true victims here

People also think ninjas aren't nearly as sneaky as they really were because of that s***. I'll take the badass ninja that doesn't need magic s*** to kick a**.

Shinobi used magic scrolls.


Uh oh.

No she plays the Ship Deck Prostitute #2 where Barbosa gets laid >.>