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ConquestStreak
Joined: Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:37 pm Posts: 295 Location: [Away] Country:
Gender: Male
Currently Playing: Team Fortress 2, Osu!, FTL, Cortex Command, Hearthstone
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But you can't walk on a flat surface.
I can beat everybody at a video game
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:27 pm |
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Sol Django
Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:59 pm Posts: 509 Location: The world will never know
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but you cannot beat an AI.
I can beat any person, machine, or thing in checkers.
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:36 pm |
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ConquestStreak
Joined: Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:37 pm Posts: 295 Location: [Away] Country:
Gender: Male
Currently Playing: Team Fortress 2, Osu!, FTL, Cortex Command, Hearthstone
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but you can't think about anything else, leaving you to be beaten in chess, card games, and life. (Ouch. Sorry.)
I can ride a bike with no handlebars.
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:03 pm |
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zerometal25
Joined: Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:19 pm Posts: 366 Location: Pwnedsville. Population: 1.5
Gender: Male
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But you can't walk in a straight line.
I can assemble and disassemble a car
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Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:16 pm |
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Robert_Russell
Joined: Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:13 pm Posts: 242 Location: Nashville Tennessee
Gender: Male
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but you can't put a puzle to gether.
I can move mountins.
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Tue Feb 17, 2009 7:30 pm |
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zerometal25
Joined: Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:19 pm Posts: 366 Location: Pwnedsville. Population: 1.5
Gender: Male
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But you can't move a boulder
I can create an organized heist and get away
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Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:13 pm |
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ConquestStreak
Joined: Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:37 pm Posts: 295 Location: [Away] Country:
Gender: Male
Currently Playing: Team Fortress 2, Osu!, FTL, Cortex Command, Hearthstone
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But when trying to take a crumb from a carpet, you are caught all the time
I can hit someone with a sniper rifle from anywhere.
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Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:46 pm |
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Gookclicker
Joined: Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:36 pm Posts: 2563 Location: ┐('~`;)┌
Gender: Anime Girl
Currently Playing: SC2, SSBB (4168-0287-1402)
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But you can't shoot anyone from 5 feet with a pistol. I can shut down my computer instantly.
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Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:26 pm |
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ConquestStreak
Joined: Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:37 pm Posts: 295 Location: [Away] Country:
Gender: Male
Currently Playing: Team Fortress 2, Osu!, FTL, Cortex Command, Hearthstone
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But you can't turn it on, you need a couple of years or another person
I can eat an electrical cord!
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Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:02 pm |
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Sol Django
Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:59 pm Posts: 509 Location: The world will never know
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but that's all you can eat
I can throw a boulder across the Pacific Ocean with my bare hands
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Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:17 pm |
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ConquestStreak
Joined: Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:37 pm Posts: 295 Location: [Away] Country:
Gender: Male
Currently Playing: Team Fortress 2, Osu!, FTL, Cortex Command, Hearthstone
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but you can't even step near a pebble, it's gravitational pull is too strong. I can blow up stuff with my mind.
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Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:50 pm |
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Zeusie92
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:35 pm Posts: 198 Location: Somewhere in Hoenn
Gender: Male
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yeah even your mind I can pass Superman 64
_________________I choose you! Death Note (seen all) Chobits (seen all) Devil May Cry (seen all) Fooly Cooly (seen all) Naruto (long way to go) Ouran High School Host Club (seen all) DearS (seen all) Pokemon (Chronicles Season complete, the rest no) Sonic X (not yet) Full Metal Alchemist (haven't seen all yet)
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Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:45 pm |
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Chernobog
Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892
Gender: Anime Girl
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I can watch this without laughing.
_________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com
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Wed Feb 18, 2009 10:10 pm |
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Sol Django
Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:59 pm Posts: 509 Location: The world will never know
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but you can't beat any game that's actually cool but anything else makes you lagh your brains out I can actually make a steam roller appear below me in mid air at any time.
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Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:58 pm |
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ConquestStreak
Joined: Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:37 pm Posts: 295 Location: [Away] Country:
Gender: Male
Currently Playing: Team Fortress 2, Osu!, FTL, Cortex Command, Hearthstone
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But when on the ground, the steamroller is forced to be summoned out of mid-air, so it would crush you.
I can't sprite.
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:52 pm |
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