I drop Costco on you which by the way is way heavier then wallmart.
I take the cookie

*Takes cookie*

*Costco randomly explodes before being lifted*

*while Panda is running, I activate a pitfall below him and then catches cookie with lasso*

*has cookie*

*Takes cookie*

*Eats the coockie from WBXI´s hand.*

Didn't we already discussed this? NO EATING THE COOKIE! I get a doctor to remove the cookie from your stomach.

*Takes cookie*

*Takes the magic cookie and enter Super Mario Galaxy mode* Here we go! *Flies to the Good egg galaxy to where I put the cookie in an empty Pirana Plant.*

*the Piranha Plant spits the cookie near to me because it hates chocolate*

*grabs cookie with a glove and washes it*

*has cookie*

*Takes cookie and goess to the center of the universe* Hah! Now they'll need all 120 stars to reach me! NOT SIXTY LIKE THAT BOWSER PUSSY! HAHAHAHAHASBJKBSC SV

*plays Super Mario 64 and gets 120 stars after playing it for 10 days*

*takes cookie from Panda*

annoys you into throwing cookie at me and I grab da cookie!
I hide in your house and tell your mom youve been mean so she goes and gives you a stern talk.

*my mom went to shopping*

*teleports behind you and roundhouse kicks you in the shin, while you're knocked down, I take the cookie*

I cut off your hand, say I am your father, and take the cookie from your severed hand.

I push you into spikes and steal the cookie.