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 Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:59 pm Posts: 216 Location: Burger King, Sector 86, Venus Gender: Male Skype: N/A Currently Playing: Jump Ultimate Stars, inFamuos,WipeOut HD, StH(1-3&K) 
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racism is everything but good/funny/nice Jhonny says:Look mummy, no hands. Jhonny says:Look mummy, no feet. Jhonny says:Wook mummy, Nhug tspeep(look mummy, no teeth) _________________ YouTube Video:
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3/10 The joke was bad yet you couldn't spell "look" and "no" And shut up already about racism If you can't take a racist joke, don't bother look at this topic then Small parrot joke Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: New company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker. |
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 Joined: Sun Jun 13, 2010 10:23 pm Posts: 80 Location: Primp Town Gender: Male Currently Playing: SSFIV, PP15/7
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1. I'm black and I think that it's funny 2 -10/10 Horrible _________________  |
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| Sat Aug 21, 2010 7:40 pm |
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Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:47 am Posts: 2081 Location: At home, working and playing Gender: Male
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Post a joke afterwards
Jew racism time :3 How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon? All of them if you put them in the ashtray Why do jews have big noses? Air is free Why did the Jews wander in the desert for 40 years? Because one of them lost a quarter How was copper wire invented? Two jews fighting over a penny |
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| Sat Aug 21, 2010 7:57 pm |
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 Joined: Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:08 pm Posts: 77 Location: Kuching, Malaysia Gender: Male
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Please guys. We`re playing games here not talking and arguring about racism. 1/10
Knock Knock! Who`s there? Ya! Ya who? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! _________________ The perfect music for the word "Perfect"! YouTube Video:
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| Sun Sep 05, 2010 4:09 pm |
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Site Admin  Joined: Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:32 am Posts: 11709 Country: 
Gender: Anime Girl Currently Playing: Undertale
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0/10...
What's the difference between a black man and a couch? A couch can support a family of four. |
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| Sun Sep 05, 2010 4:31 pm |
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 Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:42 am Posts: 232 Location: Ching Chong,Asia Gender: Male
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7/10
Whats the difference between Yukimazan and a little girl? Nothing. _________________ can i borrow 1000 dollars? by the way i dont do heroin |
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| Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:11 pm |
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 Joined: Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:41 pm Posts: 3000 Location: Mexico City Country: 
Gender: Male MGN Username: Byllant Currently Playing: A lot of Nintendo games as if there's no end.
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5/10 because I respect other users. Mom! mom! my dad went insane, he's throwing away things through the windOooooooooow! _________________  So long, McLeodGaming Forums... |
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| Mon Sep 06, 2010 3:43 pm |
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 Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:49 am Posts: 2944 Location: Alexandria, Virginia Country:
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0/10 because you're a f*****
No real joke, just felt like I needed to say that Warn me, bluueee |
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| Mon Sep 06, 2010 6:23 pm |
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BR Member  Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:36 pm Posts: 1222 Location: The wonderful world of... someplace that isn't on fire. Country:
Gender: Male MGN Username: Dark Ermac Skype: dark_ermac
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How many Sayians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes him 15 episodes to do it. _________________  Swinging a chain, swinging a chain... |
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| Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:34 am |
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Joined: Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:59 pm Posts: 216 Location: Burger King, Sector 86, Venus Gender: Male Skype: N/A Currently Playing: Jump Ultimate Stars, inFamuos,WipeOut HD, StH(1-3&K)
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I met this gal in a bar, and one thing lead to another... I said, "Let's go back to my place." She said, "Oh, do you have cable?" I said, "No... But I have some old ropes that should hold just fine..." _________________ YouTube Video:
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Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:47 am Posts: 2081 Location: At home, working and playing Gender: Male
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"What a great realist that painter is!" he exclaimed. "What painter?" "The one that painted this picture 'Soldiers at Work'." "Yes, hut something is wrong there. Those soldiers aren't working at all!" "That is just the greatest stroke of realism in the picture!" |
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| Wed Sep 08, 2010 11:28 pm |
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 Joined: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:38 pm Posts: 940 Location: The Darkest Timeline Gender: Male Skype: GenisPotter Currently Playing: Awesomenauts, SSBB, Project M
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4/10 didnt get it
How to ruin a Knock Knock joke: Knock. Knock. Come in! _________________  |
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| Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:55 am |
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 Joined: Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:39 am Posts: 767 Location: The one place you'd never look Gender: Anime Girl
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Classic. A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?" "No, he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I wait?" "No, come in." They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell. It's a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says... "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together." Nora opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and says he can't wait any longer and leaves. A while later, Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over." Tony asks "Well did he drop off the $200 bucks he owes me?" _________________ Signatures are for people with decent penmanship. |
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Joined: Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:29 am Posts: 98 Gender: Male
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6/10. Eh.
Here's a good one: A guy gets married. Then he dies. |
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