4/10

Wanna join the K.K.K,we are going to be doing some really fun stuff.So wanna join the KOOL KIDS KLUB
(this joke is not mean't to be racist)

1/10

Because that would be the K.K.C. Stupid.

Okay this joke isn't that funny, but I need to post something, right?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Atch.

Atch who?
















Atch Heinsburg.

5/10?btw read my joke above your post one more time,i fixed it........


.........

1/10
Really, what the heck?

So a game warden comes upon a hunter who had bagged three ducks. He went up to the man and asked to inspect his kills. The hunter doesn't object, so the warden takes out the first duck, sticks his finger in its rectum, and sniffs it.
"This here's a Washington state duck. Do you have a Washington state hunting license?"
The man produces the requested license. The warden proceeds to examine the next duck in the same manner.
"This is an Idaho state duck. Do you have an Idaho state hunting license?"
Again, the hunter takes out the correct license. The warden checks the next duck.
"This one's an Oregon state duck. Do you have an Oregon state hunting license?"
For a third time, the man pulls out the license. A bit flustered, the warden asks,
"If you have all these licenses, just where the heck are you from?"
The man pulls down his pants and bends over.
"You're so smart. You tell me!"

5/10 funny but sick at the same time

How to Ruin an "OVER 9000!!" joke:

"How many DBZ characters does it take to change a Lightbulb?"

"I dunno. How many?"

"Over 9000!!!!!!!!!"

"...so, 9001?"

only joke in this whole damn topic that made me lol
and even then, it was more of a chuckle.
...
anyway 1/10 that joke is ruined already

Jose arrives at the Mexican border on his bike with 2 huge bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and asks: "What's in the bags?"

"Señor, It's only sand." replies Jose.

"Sand??? Well, we'll just see about that - get off the bike!"

The guard takes the bags, rips them open, empties them out and finds nothing in them...except sand. Detaining Jose overnight, the sand is analysed, but only to discover it is in fact simply sand.

Jose is released, the sand is put into new bags and placed on Jose's shoulders, and he is let across the border.

Next day, same thing happens. The guard asks: "What you got there?"

"Sand," says Jose.

A thorough examination of the bags again shows there to be nothing but sand, and subsequently Jose is allowed to ride across the border.

For a whole year this continues until one day Jose doesn't show up, and the guard discovers him in a Cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, Bud," says the guard, "I know you're smuggling something. For a year it's driven me crazy. It's all I can think about... I can't get sleep, the kids are getting neglected...heck, even the dog senses I'm beginning to lose it! Between you and me, just what are you smuggling?"

Jose sips his beer, smiles and replies: "Bicycles..."

I lol'd.

guy above me -10/10
@luna10/10

Once there was a docter and a bus driver who were in love with the same beutiful woman, one day the bus driver had to leave for a week but before he went, he gave the girl 7 apples, why?


An apple a day keeps the docter away!

meh.. 5/10

A Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!'

The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'


At this the Panda walks out the door and ambles down the street. The manager, shaken, returns to his office and consults a dictionary.

He reads:
'panda - a large mammal of the Asian mountain forests related to raccoons and true bears and characterized by bold black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves.'

5/10

Q:

Why do UFO's land in remote areas?

A:

Ask yourself! If you had to travel LIGHT YEARS to get to Earth and had
to take a piss. Would YOU land in a populated city and whip out your SPACE
GUN in front of everyone?!?!

10/10 (it's true, ya know)
SSF2 is a joke.

How interesting of three people in a row to quote one person.
I'm disappointed in all of you.

Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Father: Sure son. What's the question?
Son: What is politics?
Father: Well, let's take our home for an example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her the Government. We take care of your needs, so let's call you the People. We'll call the maid the Working Class and your brother we can call the Future. Do you understand son?
Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.

That night, awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.

Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.
Father: Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?
Son: Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of s***.