I thought about how it seems the media is putting a lot of effort into selective breeding, manipulating relationship standards and stuff
And i was like "they sure do look pretty stupid to do all of this for prolly like 5 lbs of muscle"
And The Donald was like "its actually like 2.1-er"
And i was thinking "well two pounds is just like flat out calling yourself out tbh"
And this little girl said
"What if that was just the thing you needed"
And i thought
It would only make a difference if i was like, cutting my own legs off like i got stuck at grand canyon
But then i remembered we are also committing deicidal blitzkreig on the forces of nature
So basically what im getting at is
You guys all turned into b**** gay cucks so pretty girls will have babies with 2.1 pounds of extra muscle so they can cut their legs off to win the elimination challenge on Fear Factor and win a million pesos and a vacation to the gratification dome on Mars!
Also music choice changed the rock hits station and idk where im going to go to remember all the songs i knew when i was seven
But i like that six am song i remember the ghost writing it and having people shout it at me when i forgot
