I had a dream, then I woke up.

I just had this dream that a big a** wasp laid 3 f*** huge eggs.

Meanwhile, I made a jail for myself while everyone else got stung while I was protected by bars (they were so f*** huge they couldn't get in)

I had a dream I was in the bathroom, and I found my bed wet that morning.

lol

That means you're going to grow up to be a serial killer.

No that's for men with smaller dicks. They can't spend time masturbating, so they spend time shooting, then raping.

Okay, so here's a really weird dream I had...

I was viewing the SSF2 Animation Archive, and there were different forms of certain characters. There was the Mario and Luigi we have now, and also the Mario and Luigi that could fit in with the new Fox, Falco, Zelda, and Captain Falcon styles combined. Then there was Dr. Mario and Dr. Luigi, in the SMW style we have now, and in the other style. There was the old and current Fox, Falco, Zelda, Peach, and Captain Falcon, and new characters, like Rayman, Dig-Dug, and more. But they all had currency levels, like the Mario we have now said "100% Done" while the other styled Mario said ("50% Done"). And even though they were different forms, they all had the same name. Like the Mario we have now was labeled "Mario" and the other Mario was also labeled "Mario". Wierd, huh? Maybe it's because we keep changing everyone's sprites, so I can never catch up with the sprite styles.



Wait...you watch iCarly? Unbelievable! U will be added 2 my Friends list INSTANTLY!

All my dreams have me transform constantly, because, obviously, I'm only human. I can't control my thoughts in my sleep.
My most memorable one was when I turned into a bulldozer, and dozed. Then, woke up, as Sonic.

I CAN!

Lucid dreaming FTW.

no fair!

Wow. Then, you could just be an ultra godajigmajigmaigathingy.

Nuhu. It's called acid.

giddigygig.


Anyways, I've been reading a book now for a while(insomina, by stephen king), and this night i dreamed of one of the characters coming out of the book(Charles Pickering) coming out and killing the whole f*** neighboor hood, and I told him it was cool and when i woke up i was all like... wtf?Also, he tried to kill me before I woke up.

I always am either about to die or something good's about to happen before I wake up.

I want to have a dream where I'm giving love to Miranda Cosgrove but it keeps turning out to be this real weird video game adventure. Let me explain:

At the beginning of the most recent adventure, I was running with Luigi, Wario, and Waluigi to a bigass swimming pool, with our clothes on. Every time Luigi touched his cap to the water surface, a big friggin "L" symbol appears on the wall (the wall that comes out of the pool and is taller than all other walls). For Wario, a big friggin "W", and you get the idea. Then Mario came along and was pissed off 'cuz I didn't invite him. I explained to him I wanted to hang out with the least famous Mario crew and he stumbled off. Then I found myself with 150 pounds lost and dressed as Solid Snake (same adventure, BTW) and I'm crawling in this low ceiling room with gaps in the way (how I crawled over the gaps, I will never know) and the platforms were green, red, yellow, and blue "empty blocks" from SMB3 (in 3D form). Then I crawled out and aliens dressed as humans were running a cafe. My dad almost bought a little chocolate caramel cake thing, but I shoved it away from him and told him the people were aliens (how I knew they were aliens, I will never know). He slapped me for flinging it away, but I didn't give a damn, I saved his life. Then we ran out (of the isle) and that's when I found myself looking at the screwed-up SSF2 Animation Archive I mentioned earlier. Then I found myself in the woods on a school field trip, and our science teacher was with us, but it wasn't for science, it was for camping. I was telling him about SSF2, and only in my dream did he know what I was talking about (in real life he doesn't play games), and then I found myself, lying on my back, on an invisible (and in-feel-able) flying carpet hovering above the McDonald's parking lot. I order the exact same thing Smoke ordered (Smoke on Grand Theft Auto, not MK Smoke): "A couple #7's, a #6 with extra dip, a #9, and a couple #45's." Then I woke up.

I stopped reading, you need to get out more.

I had a dream that Frank Zappa raped me and I got pregnant... And AIDS, which Frank claimed to contract from a toilet seat.