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Be Careful what you wish for
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 Joined: Sun Nov 30, 2014 12:24 pm Posts: 770 Location: Somewhere Country: 
Gender: Male MGN Username: TheBlue10 Currently Playing: Life. Waifu: I have a husbando. 
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Granted, but the process of growing wings is long and painful (up to about 2-5 years)
I wish 2016 was better _________________  |
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| Wed Dec 28, 2016 7:39 pm |
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 Joined: Sun Aug 03, 2014 1:33 pm Posts: 1744 Location: the beach Country: 
Gender: Male Currently Playing: bye bye MG
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granted, but all your favorite celebrities will now die on january 1st, 2017, instead of spread out throughout 2016
i wish for 2009 youtube humor _________________  |
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| Wed Dec 28, 2016 8:26 pm |
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 Joined: Mon Apr 27, 2015 4:48 am Posts: 215 Location: Reddit Country: 
Gender: N/A MGN Username: IronedSandwich Currently Playing: Reddit Waifu: /u/Spez
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granted but they all play simultaneously in every computer in the world, and the collective "let the body hit the... FLOOOR" deafens everyone who isn't in a soundproofed area
I wish the sun would stop getting in my eyes _________________ Tier List S: Waddle Dee A: Jeremy Corbyn B: Waddle Dee C: Waddle Dee |
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| Thu Dec 29, 2016 4:45 am |
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 Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:12 am Posts: 2932 Location: The Schwarzwelt Country: 
Gender: Male MGN Username: ;Danny; Skype: N/A Currently Playing: Poker Waifu: Gwyndolin
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Granted, it gives you scorching sunburns instead
I wish I could give girls orgasms with a snap of my fingers _________________ 
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| Thu Dec 29, 2016 7:17 am |
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 Joined: Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:26 pm Posts: 571 Location: NC Country:
Gender: Male MGN Username: [BANNED] Currently Playing: SSF2TAS
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Granted, but the orgasms are so strong that when liquids are pouring out of the girl's v*****, so does any fetus that might be in there, so you end up giving abortions to every pregnant woman you snap your fingers around.
I wish we had a Sandbag emote. _________________ shh, they forgot to ban me Join the GarrisonHQ Discord here: https://discord.gg/uDam5vj |
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| Thu Dec 29, 2016 9:13 am |
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 Joined: Thu Jun 23, 2016 9:45 pm Posts: 1214 Gender: N/A
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Granted, but as a result, the
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| Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:49 am |
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Joined: Sun Nov 30, 2014 12:24 pm Posts: 770 Location: Somewhere Country:
Gender: Male MGN Username: TheBlue10 Currently Playing: Life. Waifu: I have a husbando.
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Granted, but the moment he notices you, he bans you because of a different opinion.
I wish that I could build at least 1 snow man. _________________ |
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| Thu Dec 29, 2016 2:41 pm |
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Joined: Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:26 pm Posts: 571 Location: NC Country:
Gender: Male MGN Username: [BANNED] Currently Playing: SSF2TAS
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Granted, but "Do you want to build a snowman" from Frozen is on a constant loop for the rest of your life
I wish I had some ice cream. _________________ shh, they forgot to ban me Join the GarrisonHQ Discord here: https://discord.gg/uDam5vj |
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| Thu Dec 29, 2016 3:31 pm |
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 Joined: Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:15 pm Posts: 6217 Location: Leafless Canada Country: 
Gender: Male Skype: Kirb-Star Waifu: zero suit wario
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Granted, but it's olive flavored.
I wish for a sandbag pillow. |
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| Thu Dec 29, 2016 6:22 pm |
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Joined: Sun Aug 03, 2014 1:33 pm Posts: 1744 Location: the beach Country:
Gender: Male Currently Playing: bye bye MG
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granted. its very angry and wants you dead.
i wish for melee _________________ |
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| Thu Dec 29, 2016 7:12 pm |
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Joined: Mon Nov 24, 2014 6:26 pm Posts: 571 Location: NC Country:
Gender: Male MGN Username: [BANNED] Currently Playing: SSF2TAS
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Granted, but MagicScrumpy modded tripping into it
I wish I had a better internet connection _________________ shh, they forgot to ban me Join the GarrisonHQ Discord here: https://discord.gg/uDam5vj |
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| Thu Dec 29, 2016 7:16 pm |
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Joined: Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:12 am Posts: 2932 Location: The Schwarzwelt Country:
Gender: Male MGN Username: ;Danny; Skype: N/A Currently Playing: Poker Waifu: Gwyndolin
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Granted, it becomes faster by one microsecond
I wish I could breathe underwater _________________
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| Thu Dec 29, 2016 10:06 pm |
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Joined: Sun Aug 03, 2014 1:33 pm Posts: 1744 Location: the beach Country:
Gender: Male Currently Playing: bye bye MG
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granted, but youre trapped in the oot water temple and theres no keys
i wish i could fly _________________ |
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| Thu Dec 29, 2016 10:34 pm |
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Joined: Mon Apr 27, 2015 4:48 am Posts: 215 Location: Reddit Country:
Gender: N/A MGN Username: IronedSandwich Currently Playing: Reddit Waifu: /u/Spez
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Granted, but nobody addresses how Danny's last one wasn't really corrupted
_________________ Tier List S: Waddle Dee A: Jeremy Corbyn B: Waddle Dee C: Waddle Dee |
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| Sat Dec 31, 2016 7:15 pm |
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Joined: Sun Nov 30, 2014 12:24 pm Posts: 770 Location: Somewhere Country:
Gender: Male MGN Username: TheBlue10 Currently Playing: Life. Waifu: I have a husbando.
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YOU FORGOT TO MAKE A WISH, SO IT'S MY TURN
I wish...I wish...To sleep for 10 hours a day. _________________ |
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