you really didn't need all those spaces

brevity is the soul of wit - kanye west

it was for effect

look man I know you're jealous of my yamato damashii but it doesn't make you any less of a f***

just look at what glorious nippon has created

disgusting

there's a japanese dub of my little pony and miyuki sawashiro voices the purple pony

I want to die

you deserve what you're suffering from

i dont understand the appeal of mlp
i mean its a kids show thats for sure but

why do 40 year old men enjoy watching mlp

no matter how hard i think about it i just cant get a logical answer

This is my new favorite MG quote omg

geno that was mean though you know that right

people who get too serious about irony eventually just disappear from existence

[box=my collage narretive asignment (tell me how i did??)]Dryve Bi is in a local Barnes and Noble's drinking a Chocolate Brownie Frappachinno. When he is noticed by a fan the fan walks up to him and starts talking.
-Fan-
Your Dryve Bi right from the BYB correct?
-Dryve-
Yeah what do you want a autograph or something? If that is it well you can't have one. I don't do autographs little girl so go somewhere and bother someone else.
-Fan-
First off I am not a little girl, and I have a name. My name is Tamika, thrid off I didn't want a autograph. I just wanted to ask you or I mean talk to you.
Dryve Bi takes another sig of his frapp and then wipes his face. He looks at the girl and then starts to get up but sits back down.
-Dryve-
You know what nobody has ever talked to me like that. Well gotten away with it but something about you interest me. So what do you have to say or talk to me about, you wanna know what I am doing?
-Tamika-
Oh you do really? Well I was wondering why haven't you been around the BYB lately? Did you get suspended for something or fired?
-Dryve-
No I didn't get suspended nor fired. The boss let me have a couple weeks off to think about things. Well it will be very soon when I will be back to wrestling again espically after today. Yes I do find something different about you but I will see if I am right or wrong.
-Tamika-
What do you mean after today what is today?
Dryve Bi stops drinking his frapp and looks at Tamika in a wierd way.
-Dryve-
Do what?!?! How can you call yourself a fan today is the day of Holy Matormony for two people. Breena and AC remember it's their wedding day.
-Tamika-
Oh yeah I totally forgot about that. Well what are you going to do if I can ask?
-Dryve-
Well that's something you have to wait and find out about. I don't want anyone to know what will happen. It's going to be a huge surprise for all including Mr. Larison.
-Tamika-
Well I hope it's something good. So what do you find interesting about me?
-Dryve-
You don't know yet I like you you should of none that. For the simple fact that I am letting you speak to me but I will be getting in contact with you. On second thought if you are what I think you are you will be giving me a call.
Dryve Bi finishes his frapp and slides Tamika his business card. Tamika has a look of confussion on her face as she accepts the card.
-Dryve-
But as for now I have to be going it's almost time. I can't be late to a special gathering like this now can I?
Dryve Bi gets up and then exits the shop and gets in his car. Tamika gets up and leaves too but in a limo to her hotel.
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Dryve Bi walks into the wedding when A.C. is giving his vow to Breena. Where he sits and talks to a family member of A.C.
-Dryve-
This is a good wedding isn't? Well it's about to get better from here on out I can't wait.
-Family-
Yes me too I am really glad A.C. has found him a good girl. I mean she has a good head on her shoulders I just hope that he treats her right and vice versa.
-Dryve-
Yea me too they really make a good couple. I mean they're just so happy when they are together and I can't really see them together.
Dryve Bi cellphone vibrates as he was in shock to have it ring.
-Dryve-
Excuse me I have a call ma'am. Who is this calling me on a very special day like this?
-Voice-
It's me Tamika I was thinking on what you said to me. You was right I am someone special and worthy to you.
-Dryve-
How so?
-Tamika-
Well just say that Breena and A.C. won't be making it to their honeymoon. I've did something to their plane, they will have take off but they will be landing shortly after that. I mean about oh I say 10 miles down the path and you can meet me there.
-Dryve-
You know what Tamika if this works you will have a job. Okay then well they both just said I do there getting on the plane as we speak. I will meet you there don't lose them and you better hope this works.
They both hang up the phone and A.C. and Breena takes off in the helicopter. Dryve Bi then heads to his car and follows the helicopter.
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The helicopter starts to shake really bad then starts to spin. It is totally out of control you can hear screams of fear from the helicopter. Then it crashes onto the ground it's automatically starts to smoke up once it hit ground. Breena and A.C. jumps out of the plane and A.C. checks the pilot but there is no pulse. Then Breena sees a car coming up the road and flags it down then the car stops. Dryve Bi gets out of the car and runs over to see what had happened.
-Dryve-
Are you guys okay what happened? I seen the smoke from the helicopter when you guys took off. That is why I followed you at least for a while to see if it was just me. But I am glad I followed you two now who knows when you guys would of been found. Are you guys okay for real though any broken bones of such?
-Breena-
No none on me I can move fine just a little sore though. How about you baby are you okay?
-A.C.-
Yeah I am okay just a few scratches and a little bit of bleeding. Hey Dryve Bi thanks for following us man your a lifesaver.
-Dryve-
Well that is just to bad isn"t it? I just hope you guys would have been for I wouldn't of had to do this.
As that is said Dryve Bi nods his head and Tamika levels Breena with a rock to the head. Dryve Bi then kicks A.C. in the gut and hits the Blok Enda onto the ground. Dryve then drops a nice meduium sized rock onto A.C's ribs and mid-section.
-Dryve-
Let me tell you this Tony didn't send me here to do this. I wanted to do this I have been quite for to long and this was the perfect time to do something. Well hope you two enjoy the rest of your honeymoon.
Dryve and Tamika walks off and gets into Dryve Bi's car. The head off with the sun going down to the next hotel.[/box]

ugly

Baby's first box bbcode

Guess who was right f***