Granted, now each player had multiple lives, but the game progresses much more slower because everyone is too afraid to approach after they are down to 1 life.

I wish Kirby died in World of Light

Granted. Now there is no World of Light mode because there are no characters left to play as.

I wish Smash Ultimate had stadium modes.

Granted but no one played that stadium mode

I wish i am become most popular person in this forum.

The popularity turns to pressure and makes you stop posting.

I wish my nose would stop running.

Granted. It bleeds instead

I wish I got better sleep

Granted, but you never wake up

I wish for a piece of cnady

A piece of "cnady" ends up being a piece of your own brain which is forcibly ripped out and handed to you.

I wish I could stuff a roll of toilet paper into my pocket.

Granted but your pants fell in front of some girls.

I wish i have a pet cat.

You get Garfield as your pet cat.
Hope you enjoy getting trolled by him a lot and have all of your food (especially pasta) eaten by him.

You wish.

I wish you lost your wish and end up not wishing in the first place, creating a paradox.

I wish this forum game would inexplicably transform into another.

Granted, it transforms into cringe like this

I wish my videos got more views

Your videos get more views and more views and more views, your videos become 99999999999999999999999999999999999999 views and youtube thinks you hacking. Then your channel closed.

I wish i become rich (I can't find button start to rich )

Granted, you got ez money but everyone is jealous of you and they murder you and took all you have

I wish I got a new laptop so I can play SSF2

Granted, but it can only play SSF2 v0.1a and no other games besides v0.1a

I wish I have $20

They stole it from you.

I wish i can make 16-bit sprites.