there are more smiles for two weeks but to keep the balance they are over run with depressing emo kids who only type in black


I wish it didn't hurt when i get hit in the balls

People find out that it doesn't hurt... so they kick you everywhere else.

I wish Old Navy had more super skinny jeans so I could where them all. I only have the black ones. I have red's from Target. WHY!!?!?

You get more skinny jeans but they are infested with highly intelligent micro organism who try and help human kind by making jeans that break down fat and you put em on and suddenly become nothing

i wish that i couldn't get diarrhea in public unless im by a private bathroom

This takes place and whenever you are alone you are overcome by diarrhea and are stuck in your toilet forever plagued

I wish i was ethereal at command

you become ethereal at command but when opposite day comes along you become neither real at command and are sent the netherworld possessed then sent to New York under demon control an begin eating prostitutes then brutally beaten by a gang , struck with holy water , and taken out by the army

( didn't really know what to put)

I wish Neji and Ace were still alive (Naruto/One Piece)

No spoilers. As it isn't explicitly stated I won't warn you this time.
~Kiki

They are but they die in the next episode in the dumbest way imaginable causing you to fanboy rage.


I wish the Expansion Forums were back.

They come back but come back the day AFTER you die.

I wish that Sonario, A121, SpeedChamp, and me would join together to create a super story that I've already requested to do but no one's answered yet.

THey make a story but they don't give you credit and they become R-R-R-R-RICH!

I wish for tacos with hot sauce.

They're from Del Taco.

I wish that Mayonnaise was an instrument.

Wish granted. Soon, beautiful mayonnaise sounds fill concert halls, auditoriums, stages, and radios everywhere. It is an instant sensation...and also one of the most annoying noises known to man. Everywhere you go, you hear nothing but music played on mayonnaise. You soon are driven completely insane, and attempt to murder random strangers while screaming incomprehensible gibberish about mayonnaise. Eventually, you are caught and imprisoned in a lonely jail cell for life. Even in the prison, you hear no music other than the discordant sounds of mayonnaise. Meanwhile, the son of two of your first victims swears revenge on the human race which has produced such awful people and awful music. As he grows older, his charismatic ways gain him tens of thousands of followers, and soon he is prepared for world conquest. Millions of innocents are slaughtered in his mayonnaise-fueled rampage, and many more are forced from their homes into poverty. The angry mobs of people led by this young tyrant burn hundreds of small villages and cities, and, reaching the prison where you are secretly being kept, they are ordered to burn it as well. There is pandemonium. Guards hurriedly release the prisoners and lead them to safety. But you are not released. The guards are under special orders not to let the mayonnaise murderer out of his cell for any reason, and to let him die rather than escape to kill again. As you helplessly burn, you can do nothing but think back on the horrible wish that started all this chaos and suffering, and wish that you could go back and change the past to prevent this catastrophe from ever happening. But you can never go back.

I wish I had a treehouse.

You had a treehouse..but one day, a lumberjack "accidentaly" cut down your tree house.


I wish for a wish

Shenron: YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED.
The wish ends up replacing your wish which replaces the other
wish, canceling them both out.

I wish double posting was allowed but more than double wasn't.

EDIT: Ahem, I said that more than two posts wouldn't be allowed. As in the maximum amount of posts at a time would be two.

Newbie's fill the forums with tens of posts at a time and cause you to leave for good(I'd miss you alot)


I wish.... SSB4 was out and filled with characters and stages and modes and trophies and stickers and movies and games and video games and SSB4 and characters and stages and modes and stages and trophies and stages and characters and stages to be released to the public where everyone in the history of all universes love it. And everywhere outside universes too.

eryone so alienate at this game that everyone starves and only you are left alone in a world of complete boredom.

i wish ssf2 was a official game and that they have and building called cleod9.inc, where they made updtes for the game.

Each update is worser

I wish message body can be more than 60000 characters. ha!