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 Joined: Wed May 27, 2009 5:11 pm Posts: 37 
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What Are Youre favourite and best pick up lines they dont even have to be lines they can just be ways to get numbers like a big joke me and my friends do is tap a girl on the shoulder with our cell ohone and give to her and say u know what todo and they give us ther number
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| Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:26 pm |
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Joined: Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:15 pm Posts: 555 Gender: Anime Girl Currently Playing: Sitting down and playing video games is for chumps.
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"Hey, I think my phone's broken.
Could you call it for me, to see if it works?" _________________ ~~~~~Ferail'09~~~~~ |
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| Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:28 pm |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:02 am Posts: 1654 Location: Reunite with Bomberman! Gender: Female
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"I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
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| Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:37 pm |
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 Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:02 pm Posts: 7283 Location: Australia Country: 
Gender: Male MGN Username: Tid Currently Playing: Deep™ The™ Game™
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"If I were you, I'd give me your phone number."
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| Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:31 am |
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Site Moderator  Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:31 pm Posts: 14078 Location: Fuck. Gender: Female
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How many licks does it take to give you an orgasm? Let's find out...
_________________  "What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today." ~Phil Conners, Channel 9 Pittsburgh Weather Man~
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| Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:14 am |
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Joined: Fri Jan 02, 2009 6:02 pm Posts: 7283 Location: Australia Country:
Gender: Male MGN Username: Tid Currently Playing: Deep™ The™ Game™
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Well it's direct and to-the-point I guess. |
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| Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:23 am |
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 Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:41 am Posts: 9311 Location: Australia Country:
Gender: Female Skype: THoT_MDR Waifu: You!
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"I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME"
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| Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:41 am |
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 Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:41 pm Posts: 1751
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"I am a garnacolagist, let me see your v*****"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZoqvWDO6yY _________________ I'll surely think of something more clever I could have said in this post several hours from now. |
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| Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:05 am |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:41 am Posts: 9311 Location: Australia Country:
Gender: Female Skype: THoT_MDR Waifu: You!
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gynecologist* _________________ |
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| Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:12 am |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:41 pm Posts: 1751
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By the way, licks take forever to give orgasms, it takes quite a while _________________ I'll surely think of something more clever I could have said in this post several hours from now. |
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| Thu Sep 24, 2009 7:31 pm |
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Legendary Ghost  Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:42 am Posts: 12630 Location: Belgium Country: 
Gender: Male Currently Playing: Final Fantasy XI, Left 4 Dead 2
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Is that a lock in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
_________________ Play Smite with me? (It's like LoL or Dota, but less frustrating)  "Jesus promised the end of all wicked people. Odin promised the end of all ice giants. I don't see many ice giants around." |
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