They mostly look like german shephards, except they have poofy long hair, instead of the half-inch hair that normal german shephards have

It makes them look less like bloodthirsty beasts

They must chase Road Runners alot.
(Yes, the joke was intended)

Well I assumed it was a joke because if it wasn't then that was a f*** retarded thing to say

True,
anyways, back to pets.

Two dogs and a goldfish. One dog's a jack russell terrier (super energetic, kills all small or about-his-sized animals, ect.) and the other is a husky/hound (laziest thing ever, pretty old and also has hip problems). The goldfish has more names than I care to count.

I have a teacup chihuahua

1 pinscher doberman
2 cats
1 turtle

2 annoying poodles, a black one and a white one. None originally ours. The former owner of the black poodle said his breed was "african poodle", it doesn't even exist and you can probably guess why she called it so... ;
3 crazy cats: a multi color (mainly grey) mixed-breed/abyssinian female (my love ~<3), a yellow mixed-breed/persian female, and a young, black, mixed-breed male;
And 3 red-footed tortoises that are always hidden in the bushes or wherever.

I had many other pets before, during the time I moved to countryside.
Namely a poodle/golden retriever breed, a strange but lovely dog. Actually, the best dog ever!
I planned to breed him with other poodles, golden retrievers and his same-breed sister, but all of them eventually died
If I recall correctly, one was poisoned, one was drowned, and mine died of extreme diseases.

I have a fat a** cat.

I have four cats. And I dog that I don't care about.

Does it smell like cat piss and poop everywhere?

yeah because four small cats in a decent sized house suddenly means it's a rampant mess.