but you won the last game

Ah, but luck, luck is a crazy thing. Swinging around from here to there, lightly tapping people with its blessing, then cruelly leaving them in the cold.

In other words, have fun~

All actions received, determining winners.

The sky shook in furious leaps of thunder and rain, but for all its might, it does nothing to faze the man holding the cross, who calmly steps over this barren land.

Titan(Cross) defeats Densetsu(Sky), as Cross lights up Sky.

As the speakers lion-roared, the man did not realise that it had no effect whatsoever. What a pity: all that noise to waste?

TAC3(Woman) defeats Dephius(Noise), as Woman creates Noise.

The papers fly in the wind, flitting around, as the schoolmaster grabs them one by one. A brief fantasy, he thinks, that paper could defeat a school.

KirbyTM(School) defeats Lucina(Paper), as School uses Paper.

I hold it true, whatever befall,
I feel it when I sorrow most,
For tis' better to have loved and lost,
Than never to have loved at all.

TylerTM(Snake) defeats TheOneWhoKnocks(Money), as Snake swallows Money.

DAY 3(or Lithium, whichever you prefer)
You have the approximate percentage of water of the human body, in hours, to send me your actions.

This is odd....

wat fak
wouldnt a snake swallowing money kill it???

I want a divorce

I chew before swallowing

Oh, and EVERYONE is to submit an action this round, which should be fun.

Processing that will take awhile, good luck
And so the TMs face off in round 3, eh Kirby?

Not necessarily. I'm a TS now (and if you wanna be technical, I'm an A7-X TS, but I'm not picky). BUT CLOSE ENOUGH!

Waiting on five people, 24 hours remain.

Oh woops
Thought I did it already, but I guess I forgot to send it in haha

Actions received, writing up results.

Long post, so I'll be brief.
What sadness: poor soul, screaming for all eternity, never to be heard by anyone ever again.
Titan(Pit) defeats TAC(Noise), as Pit echoes Noise

An actor, playing his part. That's all the swordsman ever was, and now he's gone.
Doqtor Kirby(Film) defeats TylerTM(Sword), as Film hero uses Sword

Satan cackles in the darkness as the King lies on the ground, useless, possessed.
Pochi(Satan) defeats TheOneWhoKnocks(King), as Satan possesses King

The warrior of lightning tried his might, but all that lightning served to charge up the Alien, who struck back thrice harder.
Lucina(Alien) defeats Auraka(Lightning), as Alien shoots Lightning

A sponge against a mighty eagle. A joke, the eagle cackles.
Kyuubit(Bird) defeats Dephius(Sponge), as Bird carries Sponge

The laser works now, he smiles. Poor King, dead.
Shaske(Laser) defeats Densetsu(King), as Laser targets King

TOWK, Auraka, Dephius and Densetsu are now in the 9th-12th place bracket. The tournament is single elimination, with a battle for third place(the bracket is here)

ROUND 4(The round of death) START
You have the number of episodes in the original airing of Futurama to send me your actions.

Densetsu was prophetic lol

EVERYONE EXCEPT TAC AND TYLER IS TO SUBMIT AN ACTION THIS ROUND

Just thought it'd be worth mentioning. Also, 48 hours remain.

Lightning nooooooo (╥﹏╥)

Four people to submit, 24 hours left.