Get a bottle of Coke and Mentos. Nuff said.
BOOM

After the explosion--- *Falls on jasonguys body with broken celary sword and stabs him in the face.* Eat your vegtables, b****.

*slaps electro with a giant steak* Eat your meats, DITCH.

Food fighter ultimate tactic #3:Marshmallow!

*I walk back in the room(how do I keep walking back in here when I never leave?) with a marshmallow gun. I shoot one in flaresony's mouth. While it is tasty, it has been in a microwave for 2 minutes, so it explodes inside him, causing collateral damage.*

Owned!

*was a meat clone*

It was a decoy, I just returned from lunch just now. *flings a TNT coconut at CF then he explode* Pwned! *eats some grapes*

*eats some Sugar-Rush candy and throws a coconut at Flare*

does this always backfire? *kicks the coconut back at Nova*

*slashes coconut in half and stuffs Flare's mouth with The Ultimate Sour candy and food crazy glues (crazy glue for food) his mouth shut and his head explodes from the sourness*

I LIKE SOUR CANDIES! *my head doesn't explode because I said that* *slashes Nova in half with cheese katana*

*I eat a piece of fried chicken to recover all dealt damage. I then go around destroying all the water sources in the room. When people start looking @ me funny, I do this:*

Food fighter ultimate tactic #4: Hot tamale!

*I toss the candy into both my opponents' mouths.*

Meh.

I did a matrix dodge and it missed me *flings butter bricks at CF*

*Places a popcorn bag so that the butter lands in it. I look arpound the room for a weapon. After a couple minutes, I barrage you with two sharks(dead and cooked, of course).*

*throws cookie shurikens at you*

*I examine the cookies very closely to make sure they are chocolate chip. When I see that they are, I eat them. Then I continue whacking you with the sharks.*

I annoy everybody to death with "It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time."