You the one who's f*** sick.

Seafood is disgusting and should be stopped.

seafood is the best food besides bacon

Seafood is terrahorribad.

I like taking Phyllo dough, baking it 'till it 's crispy, take Nutella and just fill the dough with Nutella.

i like seafood. i can't eat shrimp though :\

I've tried shrimp once.
It feels like biting on a weird alien newborn head.

So I guess you know what that feels like?

Anyway, A little something I like to whip up:
Recipe: Homemade Quasedillas (not sure if that's how it's spelled)
Get some uncooked tortillas (you can get them at walmart)
Get some cubed cheese (the kind of cheese is up2u)

Method:
Lay out 2 of the tortillas on a pancake grill (?) that goes up to 400 degrees F
Get both sides of each tortilla good 'n brown (not too brown, or it'll get all crusty).
When they're cooked, put them on a plate (duh) and apply the cheese. Make sure to cover the tortilla in cheese.
Then place the other tortilla on top of the cheese-covered one, then heat it all in the microwave for about 1 min. 15 secs.
When it's done, take it out and do whatever else you like with it. I usually put mustard inside of it lol.
Now cut it into as many pieces as you heart desires. Go ahead and chow down. Enjoy!

Warning: Contents may be hot.
...No duh.

That
Right there
Is the f*** money

Seafood haters don't know s*** about a good grilled salmon steak, or beer-battered dory.

Or tuna salad...

or fried alligator tail
which both exists and is delicious

You're lucky.. I still need to taste alligator meat.

Fish Sticks are good though.

I bet you love putting fish sticks in your mouth.