nook made it better by moving the lmfao around

this topic reminds me of the time me and my friend smoked blunts dipped in acid so every time we took a puff we were basically taking 150 hits of acid it was such a trip lmfao. my friend died

Taking exact quotes is plagiarism, you need citations for that s***.

You'd fall asleep before you were halfway finished with the blunt

I think swimming across the Gulf of Mexico all the way to Florida takes a lot of balls. He was lucky to survive.

Once when I was really young, I was playing at a lake, and some a****** dunked me under the water where I lost consciousness. I nearly died.

When I was 4 I open the door on the car(while it was still driving) and fell out.(at a good 40 mph mind you.)
When I was 2 I was choking on one of those removable knobs and almost died.

Reminds me of the time I jumped out of a moving bus.

I almost drowned...........three times

Leading into a lake full of sharks..

on fire.

f*** you i'll kill you you little c*** what do you know? nothing
piece of goddamn s*** i'll skin you alive and then f*** every crevice in your muscles until you're a big pile of red stringy stuff filled with white ooze

what do you expect? me ejaculating GREEN ooze?

Almost drowned at the end of grade 7.

When I was in 3-ish grade, I bonked my head on a wooden door and thought nothing of it. When the teacher saw me, she freaked out because I had a waterfall of blood down my back. It would have sucked to die from blood loss.

don't remember much before that.

How Would You Even Survive From That Your Lucky

BUt Like I Said I Drowned 3 times The Same Day nothing special