Honkey Bong are you telling me
shadow the hedgehog
distributed drugs to certain
low income neighborhoods
on contract with the CIA?

Considering Shadow the Hedgehog
like
saved the world and s*** a couple times
I think
it would be a really insulting thing
to find out they hired him to do shady things in Central America
instead of something heroic and more likeable such as
Avengers style animal supersquad type stuff

i gave sonic 4 a try and holy s***, the visuals are so ugly that i actually had to hold the controller against my forehead to keep myself from getting a headache. the colors are way too loud and something about the parallax scrolling looks unnatural.

How did this help

somewhat alleviated the urge to rest my head on a table or something like that

no, not Sonic 4.
save yourself
the lack of physics
It pains me
also the reason I think '06 is the worst sonic game is because I also judge them based off of the awfulness of the game, and the effect on the franchise. otherwise sonic the hedgehog genesis would easily be the worst sonic game. terrible screen crunch, awful frame rate, and just poor design.