*clicks towk's option at the speed of light*

Quick ad since I'm lazy.

<0>The first rule is that I cannot tell you any of the other rules.
Madness
Expect anything, regret nothing, carry on.
Frequently Asked Questions
1) What is going on here?
That's a very good question, isn't it?

2) What do you mean, you can't tell me any of the other rules?
Not enough fun.

3) So should I assume that there aren't any rules at all?
Not necessarily. I recommend you look up a little piece of philosophy called Pascal's Wager. It might be somewhat relevant to this situation. Also, check your history again.

4) But you're not God!
Present day... present time... *cackles evilly*

5) Will you at least tell us how many votes it is to lynch?
Don't make me smite you.

6) When is our deadline?
Once again, I would like to remind you that I cannot tell you any of the other rules. Don't worry, only a bastard Mod would let a deadline sneak up on you without any warning... while requiring a full majority for a lynch... and having a role in the game that becomes the sole winner should you no lynch...

... hmm, maybe you should lynch really, really quickly.

7) I saw your ruleset in MG Mafia 13. Can I assume that your rules here are similar?
You could assume, yes... but we know what they say about assuming...

8) What the heck is this "Rules Infraction" given to me?
It might be an indicator that you screwed up and broke the rules somehow. It might be the result of a game mechanic.

Or, it might be that your Mod is a bastard Mod and is just placing "Rules Infraction" at the end of random posts.

You decide!

9) Why are you not allowed to tell us any of the other rules?
Please report to your local reeducation camp for immediate remedial training, Comrade.

EDIT: Sample role PM while we're at it, from Days of Our Future. Expect something like this. This role is DJ Wizard Cop.
*ROLE PM START*
First of all, I would like to congratulate all of you for being smart enough to be here, dear chaps.
And then I would chide you for not finding out the traitors in our midst earlier.
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You, old sport, are DJ Wizard Cop, reaction tester extraordinaire, professor and caretaker of your dear apprentice, and champion of MG Mafia 4: Professor Layton Mafia. In other words, you are the One-Shot Puzzle Asker and you are part of the Mafia Section Loyalists.

This is how you won your game, right, old sport? Pinning the brainless scum through solving perplexing puzzles that led you(and your mates) onto the right track. At any one night of your choosing, you may ask for me to send you a puzzle. If you solve the puzzle ON THE SAME NIGHT, I will reveal to you the full role PM of one scum member, predetermined, of course, without the names of his/her comrades.

If you feel the puzzle is a tad too challenging for your liking, you may ask around for a little hint(i.e. ask me). Of course, by then they would’ve already covered some of their tracks, so it’d be less obvious what is what.

You win, mon ami, when all threats to the Mafia Section Loyalists have been eliminated.
*ROLE PM END*

I think it's pretty clear who the winner here is.

If no one minds, we can end the poll now and get the game started today hopefully. I have all the PM's written and would just need to randomize once we got signups done.

You'll get no objections from me~

Sure why not

Works for me.