I wish to be the most popular kid in school.

Seriously I need to get out more often.

Get off the computer now.

Wanna go to an MMA fight?

They'd be stuck in a positive loop by doing only good things.

Well how do you think emo people turn out?

They'd still be sad, but they would only do good things (NOT SUICIDE LOL)

My wish would be to turn into an adorable kitty cat that everyone kuddles with, kinda like Kon if he was cuddley. Of course turn to a cat would me the power like yoruichi to turn human again or something. Definitely wouldn't wanna be a deer, i don't like guns

I'm kinda hungry so I wish for pie.

If I could have one wish, it would be the ability to grant wishes.

I would have a wish points per day system, and there would be an undo function for every wish, making it so that the wish had never been made.

There would be a failsafe so as not to grant wishes in my sleep, and a filter to prevent any bad wishes from being granted. (Example: If I wished that my little brother was dead, it wouldn't happen.)

I would mostly grant my own wishes, but I would grant wishes for other people too. However, I would only grant the wish of someone who actually needs something. Such as if a friend had a relative in the hospital, I would help them out, but I wouldn't give someone like Blue Vipers999 a new pair of shoes.

Wow, dude, that's the equivalent of becoming a genie. Everyone knows if you wish to be a genie then the genie is free and you take his place, living in the lamp forever or until some other moron wishes the same thing. And, since you're a genie, you can only grant someone else's wishes, so doesn't matter what you wish for.

Also, how is you granting a wish to someone who has someone in the hospital helping them out? Does this person become better? If so, then that means that said person never learns to cope with death because you can always "help them out" and when death does strike their devastated. And if you have an undo function, why do you need a filter so nothing bad happens? You could undo it.

Another thing, wishing for the power to grant wishes is ONE WISH. All the other s*** you mentioned is extra and is gonna cost ya more wishes, which you don't have. Enjoy being a genie locked in a lamp for the rest of forever.

To become a god.

Oh that's a good one.

you can be the god of people with small minds, apparently gods have to be similar to the people they represent so to speak

I had to read this like 5 times to get the joke. Horrible.

Also, I'm monotheistic.

That ability doesn't automatically make you a genie. Get your facts straight. I don't wish to be a genie, I just want to be a human with that ability.