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Blood
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:49 pm
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Wishes are not simply created they are distributed. In order to obtain another wish you would have to steal someone else's, the person who's wish you stole was a dying child in Africa.
I wish my wish wasn't stolen.
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| Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:28 pm |
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Nixter
Joined: Thu May 07, 2009 7:00 pm Posts: 5446 Location: Toronto Country: 
Gender: Male
MGN Username: Nixter
Currently Playing: Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
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That African kid becomes Kony 2.0 and you've started another facebook like whore feast from someone who doesn't really care and only wants attention and the feeling of being respected because they are otherwise stupid f*** that shouldn't be alive.
I wish for a computer mouse.
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| Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:32 pm |
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Blood
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:49 pm
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A mouse in your computer? Done, but the mouse has to eat your data in order to survive.
I wish for indestructable storage unit that can hold an infinite amount of things and had a neat organized folder when I need to find what I want to take out.
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| Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:37 pm |
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Nixter
Joined: Thu May 07, 2009 7:00 pm Posts: 5446 Location: Toronto Country:
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MGN Username: Nixter
Currently Playing: Binding of Isaac: Rebirth
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Too bad every folder is filled with dead babies (Thus an infinite amount of dead babies)
I wish for a duplicate of everything I own.
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| Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:46 pm |
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Blood
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:49 pm
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Unfortunately you duplicate every organ,bone, and tissue you have, which definitely won't fit in your body. As a result you explode.
I wish for the wish I'm wishing for to be a wishful wishing wish.
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| Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:59 pm |
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TOWK
Site Moderator
Joined: Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:12 pm Posts: 1226 Country: 
Gender: Male
Currently Playing: Dota 2, BoI: Rebirth, Fallout 4, Bloodborne, MGSV
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Your wish cannot possibly live up to those extreme expectations and it kills itself because it disappointed everyone who cared for it.
I wish for everything at movie theaters to be lower than $10. (saw Argo today and left $50 poorer)
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| Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:07 am |
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Blood
Joined: Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:49 pm
Posts: 594
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Theater goes bankrupt.
I wish I was a better artist.
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| Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:13 am |
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Terra
Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:49 am
Posts: 1126
Location: GMT+8. Have fun figuring out the rest.
Gender: Male
Skype: Ask and ye shall receive.
Currently Playing: FE6-8, Radiant Historia, TWEWY
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You're so good that you end up being unappreciated in this world, as you're too far ahead. Sad.
I wish that I would be able to finally enjoy school and learn with no drawbacks in terms of academics.
_________________"With many sighs, they got up, and I followed, for what better way to spend the last week of your life than by watching humanity go about its usual failures?" Sig courtesy of Arthur: eternally grateful.
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| Sun Oct 21, 2012 12:45 am |
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Cactus
Joined: Mon Sep 08, 2008 5:47 am Posts: 3035 Location: It was I, YOU! Country: 
Gender: Female
Skype: Doesn't matter anymore
Currently Playing: SFV-FI: Shenanigans
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You learn too much that you excelled all the way to Uni, and being the youngest there, was viewed as an outcast, and you are alone.
I want an infinite supply of energy.
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Terra
Joined: Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:49 am
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Location: GMT+8. Have fun figuring out the rest.
Gender: Male
Skype: Ask and ye shall receive.
Currently Playing: FE6-8, Radiant Historia, TWEWY
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Heat energy, which quickly dissipates into space forever, burning up everything on Earth before leaving.
I wish that this thread was more active.
_________________"With many sighs, they got up, and I followed, for what better way to spend the last week of your life than by watching humanity go about its usual failures?"Sig courtesy of Arthur: eternally grateful.
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| Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:23 am |
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GamingGryffindor
Joined: Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:59 pm Posts: 2153 Country:
Gender: Anime Girl
Currently Playing: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Waifu: Mina Ashido
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Wishing that a thread was more active will cause a zombie apocalypse in Gabon.
I wish more people would believe me.
_________________"Remember, believing in yourself is your magic."
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| Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:40 am |
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<Awesome>
Joined: Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:02 pm Posts: 1529 Location: the 6th dimension Country: 
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Currently Playing: 3ds
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People believe you but you start telling lies causing them to stop believing you.
I wish there are people younger than me on this site.
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| Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:58 am |
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GamingGryffindor
Joined: Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:59 pm Posts: 2153 Country:
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Currently Playing: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
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Everyone on the site is older than you and will never have anyone younger.
I wish Bob would buy me a monkey
_________________"Remember, believing in yourself is your magic."
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>Andy
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Joined: Fri Mar 16, 2012 4:54 pm Posts: 4227 Location: I wish I knew Country:
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Currently Playing: Ninja Gaiden Black, Battle Chasers: Nightwar, Titanfall 2 MP
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The monkey rips your face off, and all of the world rejoices.
I wish that all in the world would just die, including me.
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| Mon Oct 22, 2012 11:07 am |
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GamingGryffindor
Joined: Sun Sep 23, 2012 8:59 pm Posts: 2153 Country:
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Currently Playing: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
Waifu: Mina Ashido
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If everyone died, then they're wouldn't be nothing.
I wish Arthur would stop being a jerk.
_________________"Remember, believing in yourself is your magic."
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