Greeeaaat. Another Jason movie. Like we don't already have ten others that are all basically the same- OH WAIT.

I hate it when people do this.

I mean, when there's a Freddy or Jason movie, people are ALWAYS like 'oh, god, not another one...'
But then there's another Saw movie, and it's like 'OMG SAW!!'

I had a feeling that this was going to suck. This generation always tries to take something old and make it 'better', but then it turns out like s#%$&.

That's what I'm saying. We don't need any f#%$& more because we already have some good ones. They butcher the damn thing when they make "Jason Goes to Space" and "Jason Goes to the Grocery Store." And I'm f#%$& sick and tired of all of these f#%$& remakes! How the hell did Hollywood run out of ideas?! They haven't! I've yet to see a movie with ten foot soccer balls holding a charity drive for sickened and weak ostriches. See? There's an idea. Oh no, instead, I think we'll just take and old and tired franchise and make another movie about him. But instead of something f#%$& original, let's make him do the exact same thing he did in the old one!! See?! ISN'T IT JUST GREAT!? We don't need originality, we need more of the same!! People love seeing the same!!! Also, you could say that since the original Jason isn't up to date with our standards of movie magic, there's just another reason to redo the entire f#%$& thing! YES!! Remakes are so much fun because we couldn't think if our lives depended on it! Let's just keep doing the one where he kills the people at the summer camp! w00t!! Hooray for Jason, Freddy, and Chuckie for all being here, tonight! It means a lot to me, I'm an old fan! See what i did there? Old? Not new? As in I liked the old, but the new is just laziness? Yes.

That's what I'm saying. We don't need any f*** more because we already have some good ones. They butcher the damn thing when they make "Jason Goes to Space" and "Jason Goes to the Grocery Store." And I'm f*** sick and tired of all of these f*** remakes! How the hell did Hollywood run out of ideas?! They haven't! I've yet to see a movie with ten foot soccer balls holding a charity drive for sickened and weak ostriches. See? There's an idea. Oh no, instead, I think we'll just take and old and tired franchise and make another movie about him. But instead of something f*** original, let's make him do the exact same thing he did in the old one!! See?! ISN'T IT JUST GREAT!? We don't need originality, we need more of the same!! People love seeing the same!!! Also, you could say that since the original Jason isn't up to date with our standards of movie magic, there's just another reason to redo the entire f*** thing! YES!! Remakes are so much fun because we couldn't think if our lives depended on it! Let's just keep doing the one where he kills the people at the summer camp! w00t!! Hooray for Jason, Freddy, and Chuckie for all being here, tonight! It means a lot to me, I'm an old fan! See what i did there? Old? Not new? As in I liked the old, but the new is just laziness? Yes.

bluemage just shut the f#%$& up, seriously, you havent even seen the movie and you fail it? it was very good, it stuck to the story with some nice little twists and turns along the way. i almost pee'd my pants because i didnt want to leave the theater to go to the bathroom and from how i kept jumping out of my seat, we need more director's like michael bay and rob zombie! they know how to make good movies, im orgasming from how awsome friday the 13th and halloween were and cant wait for halloween two. dont rate a movie if you havent even seen it dumbass.

bull s#%$&, it actually had a story etched into it. you were probably jacking off in the back and just looked up at the parts where he's attacking. and no f#%$& duh its gonna be gory! its a jason movie damnit. now a horror series to laugh at is saws. that series f#%$& sucks, if you really hate friday the 13th so much, go make a topic about it.