10/10 hilarious I liked that it only had one word.

If a rooster lays an egg on a roof, which side of the roof will it fall off of?

It won't; roosters don't lay eggs.

Even a 7 years old boy would know that. 4/10

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A man called Ali who lived near a mountain heard a voice calling for him.

Voice: Ali, I wish to say something to you. Come to the top of the mountain.

Ali was surprised but felt curious about so he went to the top of the mountain. After a few days, he reached the top. Then, Ali called out.

Ali: I have reached the top of the mountain! What is it you want to tell me?

Voice: I just want to say I can see your house from up here!

10/10 excellent.

Ya mum.

5/10

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A boy saw a shop that sells all kinds of seeds for plants. He went inside and asked the shopkeeper.

Boy: Excuse me sir, can I buy a seed?

Shopkeeper: Sure. What seed do you want to buy?

Boy: Bird seeds!

Shopkeeper: B-b-bird seeds!?

Boy: Yes. I want to use them to grow my own birds!

0/crap.

Is the boy in that joke you? (No seriously, I'm kidding)

Your just to lazy to read
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A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interupts. “honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.” He looks at her and says angrily . “fix the light ? Now ? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo pringted on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
“Well could you fix the fridge door? It won’t close right.” To which he replied “fix the fridge door ? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don’t think so.”
“Fine ,” she says “Then could you at lest fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break.”"I’m not a damn carpenter and I don’t want to fix the steps,” He says “Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead. I don’t think so”
” I’ve had enough of you .I’m going to the bar!!” So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife and decides to go home and help out.
As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house he sees that the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer he notices the fridge door is fixed? “Honey how did all this get fixed?” she said “Well, when you left I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice man came along and asked me what was wrong and I told him.
He offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake him a cake.”
He said “So what kind of cake did you bake him ?” She replied “Hellooooo… Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I DON’T THINK SO!!!

10/10 excellent.

I ran out of ideas.

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10/10 You're a comedian in the makings.
23 blonds walked into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would've seen it.

8/10



If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my statistics class: it would seem so much longer.

5/10
Why did the creep cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!

These jokes are unfunny, horrible and all of you should be ashamed of yourselves for making them.