You unlock Toon Link

I insert three

You grt four

I insert Coke

you get wet

I insert high 5

you get high 10

I insert the meaning of gay

You get a gay dictionary.

I insert Dr. Octogonapus.

wow you're obssesed are'nt you?

You get BWAAAAAAGH!

I insert 300

You get "MADNESS!!!"

I insert Flubber and the crazy teenager who thinks it's gay.

um...WTF is flubber

You get nothing because I don't know what flubber is

I insert Call of duty 4

(Flubber is a green blob created by a scientist that lives and has a mind of its own. It was in the movie called Flubber and did some interesting things. It's also a family movie. The teenager was from Lazer Collection 2 on youtube.)
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You get Halo 3 (based off of something I heard on a school bus one time)

I insert a demon.

You get Satan

I Insert Master Ball

You get Masturbate (sorry).

I insert SSBB.

You get SSB4 Demo

I Insert Slowpoke

You get Fastpoke

I insert Mad TV.

You get Happy TV

I Insert Ruby

You get RGSS2 (a scripting language).

I insert Action Game Maker.