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The b****' Thread.
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 Joined: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:38 am Posts: 6670 Location: Darkest Antartica Country: 
Gender: Male Skype: Thaiberium Currently Playing: The Game 
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Holding hands and consensual sex in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation. _________________  |
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 Joined: Sat Jan 16, 2010 8:56 pm Posts: 1136 Location: Under a bridge, Mexico Gender: Anime Girl Currently Playing: stuff. loud stuff.
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hey guys
one time i was in a relationship for like 9 months and we never did more than make out |
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| Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:47 pm |
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Joined: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:38 am Posts: 6670 Location: Darkest Antartica Country:
Gender: Male Skype: Thaiberium Currently Playing: The Game
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MY ROADSTER: show _________________ |
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| Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:11 pm |
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Site Moderator  Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:31 pm Posts: 14078 Location: Fuck. Gender: Female
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Looks like your Roadster's now a Crashster.
_________________  "What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today." ~Phil Conners, Channel 9 Pittsburgh Weather Man~
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| Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:50 am |
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Joined: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:38 am Posts: 6670 Location: Darkest Antartica Country:
Gender: Male Skype: Thaiberium Currently Playing: The Game
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Barrel roll'd around the last corner of Trial Mountain.
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| Tue Dec 13, 2011 8:41 am |
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BR Member  Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:36 pm Posts: 1222 Location: The wonderful world of... someplace that isn't on fire. Country: 
Gender: Male MGN Username: Dark Ermac Skype: dark_ermac
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f*** INSANE.
Looks shooped. _________________  Swinging a chain, swinging a chain... |
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| Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:56 pm |
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Site Admin  Joined: Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:32 am Posts: 11709 Country:
Gender: Anime Girl Currently Playing: Undertale
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I got sick, and my mother believes it's because I wear short sleeves and shorts in winter (it isn't). I caught it from a friend. She refuses to believe that, though. So now she's taking it personally, saying that 'I should have listened to her', and he is forcing me to go to school.
Great parenting. |
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| Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:08 am |
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 Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:41 am Posts: 9311 Location: Australia Country: 
Gender: Female Skype: THoT_MDR Waifu: You!
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You should hear my dad So I went out with friends last night, and our alcohol buying friend had way too much and vomited errywhere I had to take him somewhere but we couldn't make it to his house so we went to my house Now my dad, being conservative as he is, doesn't want me helping my friends when they're sick because it keeps him awake. Selfish a** _________________  |
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| Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:15 am |
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Site Moderator Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:31 pm Posts: 14078 Location: Fuck. Gender: Female
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You should've heard my old roommate.
One time we went to Denny's and ate food, then decided to hold a contest. The first person to give in during a syrup shot contest would pay for the entire meal. Unfortunately, Aaron lost. After he'd shelled out the cash, we stumbled home and fell onto our living room floor. Then Beck walks out and sees us. He stares at us for a second, steps over us, gets a bowl of cereal and a ginger ale, and walks away. We then crawled into his room and started moaning. He just kept staring and eating his cereal. We probably stayed like that for an hour. Who the f*** takes an hour to eat a bowl of cereal. What a dick. _________________ "What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today." ~Phil Conners, Channel 9 Pittsburgh Weather Man~
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| Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:43 pm |
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 Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:49 am Posts: 2944 Location: Alexandria, Virginia Country:
Gender: Male Currently Playing: playerunknown battlegrounds
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lol blue
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| Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:48 pm |
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Site Moderator Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:31 pm Posts: 14078 Location: Fuck. Gender: Female
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i know im wacky
_________________ "What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today." ~Phil Conners, Channel 9 Pittsburgh Weather Man~
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Joined: Sat Nov 12, 2011 7:20 pm Posts: 1 Gender: Anime Girl
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There I was, in the middle of school. Me and and old friend of mine were conversing about how stupid suicidal people are. Then, out of nowhere, someone, directly towards me, said "Your mom!!!111!!!1!eleven!". I was devastated. Just the other day, I had made up the story that my mother had died for attention. I assumed everyone knew about my false problems, I don't know why, I just did. So I became angry with him. I felt like humanity had just turned on me, and gave me a taste of life. I don't like the taste of life. It tastes like dirt after it's been soaked in bleach.
I then went into a deep depression. I couldn't put my trust into anyone. All of my faith in humanity started to crumble. I would reject anyone that tried to converse with me, even my own family. I have not left my depression since. |
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Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:41 am Posts: 9311 Location: Australia Country:
Gender: Female Skype: THoT_MDR Waifu: You!
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w-what
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 Joined: Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:58 am Posts: 5785 Country: 
Gender: Male Skype: reXos. Currently Playing: Boi, ffxiv and dbz fighterz. Waifu: am lonely
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tl;dr
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 Joined: Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:31 am Posts: 1342 Location: Queensland, Australia. Country: 
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What the f***? _________________  |
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