Changing this answer to expanding galaxy brain

You & I both know you can do better than that

I mean, I guess YT or insta could work if you follow the right people. Is that what you mean?

You have hotter takes than that

Don't be a pussy

Ooooooh, Term meant "You can do better" in terms of hot takes, not in terms of getting vine-like content.

Uh... There aren't 2 genders, and there aren't more than two either. There are zero.
Just abolish the idea of gender altogether. If you want to do traditionally masculine things, go for it. If you want to do traditionally feminine things, do that. If you want to attach meaningless labels to yourself to represent the way you express yourself, you go on ahead while I ignore you. If it's a mistake, it's your mistake to make. If it's a good choice, it's your good choice to make.

Yes there are differences between the sexes, but many of those are merely true "on average". Yes biological females are (unless I am very much mistaken) less likely to be interested in STEM fields, but if you're a girl who wants to be a doctor or an engineer or whatever when you grow up, there's no reason not to chase that.

Okay that's nice

Can you do a traditionally human thing and take a f*** shower please

Yeah good idea, I don't want to be mistaken for a Melee player.

this census has taught me that not a lot of people don’t know what a liscenced soundtrack is. also most of y’all need to listen to more non-videogame music

been listening to chvrches shoutout to the forza horizon games for the introduction

hell yeah, i know i’ve been trying for literal years but i’m going to turn you into a music nerd in 2019. mark my words. i’m taking you under my wing. i’m adopting you. it’s happening. i’m going to teach you my ways.

Name: not telling
Alias(es): Creep
Age: 15
Birth City: Jakarta
Years active on MG: A year, mostly inactive on 2017 - early 2018.
Favorite Videogames: Super Smash Bros 64., Final Fantasy IV, Final Fantasy VI, Golden Sun, Golden Sun: The Lost Age, Super Mario 64, Fire Emblem 6, SRW: OG 1 & 2.
Favorite Movies: Star Wars, MCU Movies, Pixar and Dreamworks Movies, Pirates Of The Carribean Movies.
Favorite TV Shows: Amazing World Of Gumball, Adventure Time
Favorite Anime: Naruto, Dragon Ball (Z and Super), Pokemon
Favorite Music: Mostly rock and metal, I also enjoy video game OSTs.
Favorite Literature: idk
Favorite Comics/Manga: Naruto, if webcomics also count, Brawl In The Family and 8-Bit Theater.
Favorite Fictional Skeleton: Sans
Favorite Day Of The Week: Saturday
What was your biggest accomplishment of 2018?: Getting first rank in my class after having mostly average results in 2017 lol.
What would you like to accomplish in 2019?: I hope I can be more confident and productive.
Deepest, darkest fear: Darkness
List three characters that you heavily identify with: tbh i'm not really sure
What’s one thing that you’ve played/watched/experienced that changed your life?: Internet.
Favorite Animal: I don't really have a favorite animal.
Favorite Plant: Potato
Favorite Food: French Fries, Fried Rice, Pizza, Burgers, Hotdogs, Fried chickens, Fried shrimps.
Favorite Beverage: Apple juice, Milk, Coke, Sprite
If you could have one superpower, which one and why?: Teleportation or invisibility would be cool.
What is your biggest aspiration?: Finding a job that I'm comfortable with when I grow up and being successful and just living an overall good life.
Can you play a musical instrument?: I can play guitar but I'm still an amateur.
What’s one thing that everybody seems to like that you just don’t get?: tbh I'm not really into football/soccer.
How many languages can you speak?: 2: Indonesian, and I can speak English a bit.
Favorite Websites: YouTube, MG Forums. I used to visit Newgrounds a lot. Other than that I don't really know.
Favorite subject in school: English Language and Biology.
Do you consider yourself intelligent?: Sometimes.
Favorite Meme: Like someone already said, YTP done right is legendary. Rage comics are great too
Favorite Sport / Sports Team: Badminton, as for teams, I don't have one.
What do you value most in friends/partners?: Loyalty and trust.
2D Sonic or 3D Sonic?: I'm more used to 2D. Played them a lot when I was still a kid.
Favorite Sonic Character: Knuckles.
Who’s your favorite voice actor for Sonic The hedgehog?: Roger C. Smith.
Favorite Console(s): PSP, PS1, GBA
Do you believe in ghosts?: Nope
Can you cook?: Nope
Can you climb a tree with branches?: Dunno. Probably not.
Can you climb a tree without branches?: See above.
Are you pro-breakfast or anti-breakfast?: Pro-breakfast.
Are you voting for Ron Paul in the 2008 Republican Primary?: who?
Did you pick Hitmonchan or Hitmonlee?: Hitmonlee when I first played
What's your favorite Megaman series? (Classic, X, etc): I didn't play Megaman that much so I don't know.
Biggie or Tupac?: I'm not familiar with both of them so, neither.
Do you like sweaters?: Idk, I didn't wear sweaters often.
You're going bungee jumping for the first time. Since it's scary, you decide to test the jump with a doll... And the bungee cord snaps! Will you still try to make a jump anyway?: Hell no
How do you cope with the pain of existence?: Games, Music, Youtube
What is your favorite decade of music?: Probably 80's or 90's.
Favorite decade of film?: Idk, I didn't really watch that much
What is the least attractive quality someone can possess?: Manipulativeness.
Favorite Candy?: Kit Kat and Snickers
What, in your opinion, is your biggest weakness?: Laziness and terrible social skills.
Biggest strength?: Not sure.
Favorite Metal Gear Solid game?: Haven't played any MGS games yet.
Favorite Kirby game?: I've only played Kirby 64.
What’s one game you wish everyone would play?: Smash Bros.
Favorite Microsoft™ Windows™ operating system?: Windows 7.
Steampunk or Cyberpunk?: Cyberpunk.
Would you say that time is linear, cyclical, or something abstract?: Linear
Would you rather be stranded on an island with a mermaid or a reverse mermaid?: Mermaid.
What’s the grossest thing?: Feces
Favorite letter of the alphabet?: Z
Favorite number?: 7
Favorite Emoji?: Middle finger
Favorite MG Emoticon?:
Would you rather have sex with your girlfriend in your dad’s body or your dad in your girlfriend’s body?: How about no
Did you use Wild Wild Wasteland in Fallout: New Vegas?: I didn't play Fallout.
What kind of perks/traits do you like to pick in RPGs?: The overpowered ones.
If you had to choose, would you rather be blind or deaf?: Damn this is tough, but I'd rather be deaf. Not being able to hear music would be pretty devastating for me, but if I had to choose, sight has more benefits than hearing in my opinion so, I'd rather be deaf.
Favorite album by a Wu Tang Clan member?: Haven't listened to any
What's your favorite song that you first heard because it was part of the licensed soundtrack in a video game?: Cult of Personality from GTA SA.
Favorite video game OST?: Final Fantasy VI, Golden Sun, Phantasy Star 4, Sonic OST.
Order the Paper Mario games from best to worst: I haven't played them enough to rank them.
Favorite Mario Party?: Didn't play them a lot.
Favorite Mario Kart?: See above.
Favorite Smash Bros?: 64 because it's the only one I could play for now.
Favorite Star Wars film?: The Empire Strikes Back
What's the dumbest thing in the star wars extended universe you've heard about?: Mount Sorrow.
Is origami cool or lame?: They're alright but I suck at them.
Do you like raisins?: Not that much.
What's your favorite christmas movie that isn't Die Hard? Yeah it's a good movie but it's such a played out "alternative" answer come on: Home Alone.
What’s your favorite RTS game?: Not a big fan of RTS games.
What’s your favorite word that rhymes with “Luke”?: Nuke
Who would win in a fight, Robocop or Terminator?: Robocop would get rekt by Terminator.
Do you prefer digital or physical media?: Digital for everything except reading materials.
What’s your favorite flag?: My country's flag I guess
Favorite video game gun?: Machine guns and miniguns.
Any conspiracy theories you believe in?: Nah.
Give me your hottest take: I can't think of anything tbh.
What’s the correct way to hang a toilet paper roll?: Doesn't matter that much as long as I'm clean.
Meyers Briggs Personality type: INFP
D&D Alignment: Neutral Good
Who is your "I’m not a furry, but" character?: Fran from FFXII.
If you could travel back in time, would you kill baby Hitler?: Nah, I wouldn't mess with timelines and stuff.
Do you like water levels?: Depends. Most of the time it's slow and annoying tho.
Do you like ice levels?: Also depends. But if they involve crazy precise movements then nope.
Look to your right. What do you see?: An ordinary wall.
Boxers or Briefs?: Boxers.
Who is your biggest inspiration?: I'm not really sure for now.
What’s the most underrated game you can think of?: Phantasy Star IV
Describe yourself the best you can with one word: Meh.
Post your contact info here, if you wish (discord, twitter, msn username, etc):
This space is reserved for any information you would like to include on your census form: Wow this took me quite a while

Name: Yes
Alias(es): No
Age: 19
Birth City: Lima on Canada
Years active on MG: 8
Favorite Videogames: Sonic Adventure 1
Favorite Movies: Back to the Future, Thor Ragnarok, most Wave 3 Marvel Movies, Star Wars (mainly the prequels)
Favorite TV Shows: Bob's Burgers
Favorite Anime: Jojo
Favorite Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynQsDFxTSU4
Favorite Literature: I think I've only read Matilda as a kid
Favorite Comics/Manga: I don't read many of these.
Favorite Fictional Skeleton: Skeletor
Favorite Day Of The Week: Friday
What was your biggest accomplishment of 2018?: i got myself a new computer
What would you like to accomplish in 2019?: not getting a new computer cause moving files was a pain
Deepest, darkest fear: c***
List three characters that you heavily identify with: Koichi, Burgerpants & Plugg
What’s one thing that you’ve played/watched/experienced that changed your life?: Sonic CD cause i learned how to appreciate aesthetics like in that game and shaped a lot of my tastes.
Favorite Animal: Moles
Favorite Plant: Pine cones
Favorite Food: Pizza
Favorite Beverage: Fanta
If you could have one superpower, which one and why?: Glide like knuckles, i could move fast horizontally and i get tired easily when running so gliding would be cool
What is your biggest aspiration?: Make a cool platforming game
Can you play a musical instrument?: Ño
What’s one thing that everybody seems to like that you just don’t get?: I remember not liking Naruto back in school
How many languages can you speak?: Two, English (barely) and Spanish (first language)
Favorite Websites: Tv tropes, does Discord count
Favorite subject in school: History
Do you consider yourself intelligent?: See below:
Favorite Meme: Anything from Joel
Favorite Sport / Sports Team: Not a sports fan
What do you value most in friends/partners?: Usually common tastes so conversations can flow naturally
2D Sonic or 3D Sonic?: If it's like Adventure 1, then 3D
Favorite Sonic Character: Knuckles
Who’s your favorite voice actor for Sonic The hedgehog?: Anyone that isn't Roger Craig Smith (but he's cool in the Sonic Boom tv show)
Favorite Console(s): SNES
Do you believe in ghosts?: Yes
Can you cook?: I can only reheat already cooked food
Can you climb a tree with branches?: No, I'm too heavy
Can you climb a tree without branches?: No x2
Are you pro-breakfast or anti-breakfast?: It is impossible to be anti-breakfast cause not having breakfast means not eating through an entire day so ño
Are you voting for Ron Paul in the 2008 Republican Primary?: Who
Did you pick Hitmonchan or Hitmonlee?: Hitmonlee cause he looked cool but regretted it the instant i know Hitmonchan naturally learns elemental punches
What's your favorite Megaman series? (Classic, X, etc): X
Biggie or Tupac?: Chris of the clan Brown
Do you like sweaters?: Only in winter
You're going bungee jumping for the first time. Since it's scary, you decide to test the jump with a doll... And the bungee cord snaps! Will you still try to make a jump anyway?: No i don't make the jump
How do you cope with the pain of existence?:
What is your favorite decade of music?: i only know videogame music so 90s
Favorite decade of film?: Either 80s or 2000s
What is the least attractive quality someone can possess?: If they don't like to eat pizza on pineapple
Favorite Candy?: Chocolates
What, in your opinion, is your biggest weakness?: Psychic
Biggest strength?: I can kick things really far
Favorite Metal Gear Solid game?: Haven't played any (yet) but Snake Eater looks pretty cool
Favorite Kirby game?: 64, Super Star or Robobot
What’s one game you wish everyone would play?: Castlevania Rondo of Blood
Favorite Microsoft™ Windows™ operating system?: 7
Steampunk or Cyberpunk?: Cyberpunk
Would you say that time is linear, cyclical, or something abstract?: It goes in the shape of a mobius strip
Would you rather be stranded on an island with a mermaid or a reverse mermaid?: Can I pick Creature & Flea Man from Castlevania instead
What’s the grossest thing?: c***
Favorite letter of the alphabet?: G
Favorite number?: 8
Favorite Emoji?:
Favorite MG Emoticon?:
Would you rather have sex with your girlfriend in your dad’s body or your dad in your girlfriend’s body?: Can i just f*** my dad with no shenanigans
Did you use Wild Wild Wasteland in Fallout: New Vegas?: Haven't played it
What kind of perks/traits do you like to pick in RPGs?:
If you had to choose, would you rather be blind or deaf?: I'd rather not be able to smell
Favorite album by a Wu Tang Clan member?: never listened to those
What's your favorite song that you first heard because it was part of the licensed soundtrack in a video game?: dunno
Favorite video game OST?: Sonic CD (EU/JP)
Order the Paper Mario games from best to worst: I have only played PM64
Favorite Mario Party?: Only played MP3
Favorite Mario Kart?: MK8 despite the roster, it plays pretty well
Favorite Smash Bros?: Can't decide between Melee & Brawl
Favorite Star Wars film?: Either Episode 3 or Rogue One
What's the dumbest thing in the star wars extended universe you've heard about?: There is a character called Dab Hantaq i s*** you not
Is origami cool or lame?: Cool but i can't do it
Do you like raisins?: Sure
What's your favorite christmas movie that isn't Die Hard? Yeah it's a good movie but it's such a played out "alternative" answer come on: I actually like Jingle All the Way a lot
What’s your favorite RTS game?: Does Pikmin count
What’s your favorite word that rhymes with “Luke”?: Luke is a good enough word
Who would win in a fight, Robocop or Terminator?: Terminator because Robocop's strategy of shooting people in the dick would not work on Terminator
Do you prefer digital or physical media?: Physical cause i don't trust digital downloads cause they can go missing and s*** under my own hands.
What’s your favorite flag?: Canada because it has a leaf
Favorite video game gun?: Omochao Gun
Any conspiracy theories you believe in?: dunno
Give me your hottest take: Canvas Curse has the worst soundtrack in the kirby series because it's comprised mostly of remixes from past games in an ear grating soundfont i can't stand. Only good songs in the OST are the drawcia related ones
What’s the correct way to hang a toilet paper roll?: around my neck
Meyers Briggs Personality type: i remember taking a test of that but i forgot
D&D Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Who is your "I’m not a furry, but" character?: Big the Cat
If you could travel back in time, would you kill baby Hitler?: i'd rather go visit some cool dinosaurs instead
Do you like water levels?: Yes, but mostly the ones were swimming doesn't slow you down (like Mega Man or Shovel Knight)
Do you like ice levels?: Less so, Ice physics never sat right with me
Look to your right. What do you see?: A shelf of books i never read
Boxers or Briefs?: Boxers
Who is your biggest inspiration?: Akira Toriyama
What’s the most underrated game you can think of?: Mario Party Advance. It may be poorly designed but it's fun to talk to NPCs
Describe yourself the best you can with one word:
Post your contact info here, if you wish (discord, twitter, msn username, etc): nah
This space is reserved for any information you would like to include on your census form: I want a Faces of Evil/Wand of Gamelon remake cause those games got some legit potential for being good

Name: Andy
Alias(es): TOWK
Age: 22
Birth City: Fairfax, VA
Years active on MG: 7 this August
Favorite Videogames: Dark Souls, Majora's Mask, MHGU, Rock Band, Dota2, Paper Mario TTYD, MGS3
Favorite Movies: Pulp Fiction, Django Unchained, Hot Fuzz, Whiplash, Fargo. idk I watch a lot of movies
Favorite TV Shows: Breaking Bad, Fargo, Always Sunny, Hannibal. idk I watch a lot of TV
Favorite Anime: idk I don't watch a lot of anime
Favorite Music: I'm a Dad Rock expert, also Coheed and Cambria, Rush, Third Eye Blind, CHVRCHES, lots of 90s punk and alt s***
Favorite Literature: The Road and Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy are both really good but I don't read much anymore
Favorite Comics/Manga: the only comic I ever read was The Walking Dead and that's really only good nostalgicly.
Favorite Fictional Skeleton: I know it's stupid and easy answer but yeah probably Sans
Favorite Day Of The Week: Saturday
What was your biggest accomplishment of 2018?: my daughter was born
What would you like to accomplish in 2019?: get this plumbing job going well and watch my girl grow up
Deepest, darkest fear: heights and dying alone
List three characters that you heavily identify with: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What’s one thing that you’ve played/watched/experienced that changed your life?: I have two, Breaking Bad and Dark Souls. I was never really into any TV that wasnt like dumb sitcoms before Breaking Bad and it sparked my intense interest in the film/TV medium in general. When i first played Dark Souls I was in a really bad place mentally, depressed as f*** and didn't do anything but stay home. Somehow the horrible depressing atmosphere and the feeling of overcoming that helped me think about and come to terms with many of my own issues.
Favorite Animal: doges
Favorite Plant: lmao WEEED DOOD
Favorite Food: i guess steak?
Favorite Beverage: Captain and Coke
If you could have one superpower, which one and why?: Immortality. Even though I would have to see everyone around me die and that would suck a** I just really wanna see like 2000 years in the future that was probably be dope
What is your biggest aspiration?: just to be comfortable in life and provide a good life for my family
Can you play a musical instrument?: I play a little drums I need to practice more
What’s one thing that everybody seems to like that you just don’t get?: Rap in general. I understand and can appreciate the genre it's just mostly not for me
How many languages can you speak?: 1
Favorite Websites: youtube, reddit
Favorite subject in school: History and English
Do you consider yourself intelligent?: I guess? by whose guidelines tho lol
Favorite Meme: idk why but Wednesday Frog just makes me chuckle every time. It's like that concept where it's funny at first, then stupid, then goes on for so long it loops back to being funny again
Favorite Sport / Sports Team: Caps
What do you value most in friends/partners?: honesty is seriously the most important
2D Sonic or 3D Sonic?: 2D but I haven't played a sonic game other than Mania in a long time
Favorite Sonic Character: gotta be my boi Big
Who’s your favorite voice actor for Sonic The hedgehog?: I just dont care
Favorite Console(s): its funny I never thought it would be this way but I only play my Switch right now
Do you believe in ghosts?: nah
Can you cook?: naahhh
Can you climb a tree with branches?: yup
Can you climb a tree without branches?: in a weird humping sort of way yeah
Are you pro-breakfast or anti-breakfast?: not against it but I rarely eat it
Are you voting for Ron Paul in the 2008 Republican Primary?: LEGAL HEROIN FOR EVERYONE
Did you pick Hitmonchan or Hitmonlee?: I think chan but never use either
What's your favorite Megaman series? (Classic, X, etc): X for sure
Biggie or Tupac?: Tupac but again I dont really listen to rap much
Do you like sweaters?: sure?
You're going bungee jumping for the first time. Since it's scary, you decide to test the jump with a doll... And the bungee cord snaps! Will you still try to make a jump anyway?: f*** NO
How do you cope with the pain of existence?: vidya
What is your favorite decade of music?: 70s
Favorite decade of film?: man the 2010s have actually been really great even with every other blockbuster being a superhero movie. the superhero movies are still really well done mostly
What is the least attractive quality someone can possess?: being an a******
Favorite Candy?: sour skittles
What, in your opinion, is your biggest weakness?: unflinching laziness
Biggest strength?: I guess problem solving
Favorite Metal Gear Solid game?: I go back and forth on 2 and 3 but 3 has more replayability
Favorite Kirby game?: Amazing Mirror
What’s one game you wish everyone would play?: Dark Souls is so good guys
Favorite Microsoft™ Windows™ operating system?: XP
Steampunk or Cyberpunk?: Steampunk
Would you say that time is linear, cyclical, or something abstract?: wibbly wobbly timey wimey
Would you rather be stranded on an island with a mermaid or a reverse mermaid?: i guess normal mermaid
What’s the grossest thing?: days old food and s*** in drainage pipes. the smell never leaves your nose
Favorite letter of the alphabet?: P
Favorite number?: 42
Favorite Emoji?: the eyes one
Favorite MG Emoticon?:
Would you rather have sex with your girlfriend in your dad’s body or your dad in your girlfriend’s body?: ew
Did you use Wild Wild Wasteland in Fallout: New Vegas?: every time
What kind of perks/traits do you like to pick in RPGs?: usually stealth but in Souls I go as big and beefy as possible while maxing strength
If you had to choose, would you rather be blind or deaf?: blind
Favorite album by a Wu Tang Clan member?: uh
What's your favorite song that you first heard because it was part of the licensed soundtrack in a video game?: Mad World but only because I cant think of any other examples. EDIT: I'm changing this because I completely spaced and wasn't thinking about Rock Band/Guitar Hero. Welcome Home - Coheed and Cambria, Stop - Jane's Addiction, Stash - Phish, Metropolis part 1 - Dream Theater, Painkiller - Judas Priest, and I could just go on and on. Those games formed my music taste probably more than anything else in my life
Favorite video game OST?: probably Cave Story or Majora
Order the Paper Mario games from best to worst: TTYD, 64, Super, everything else. This series has probably the worst dropoff in quality I've ever played. Super was still really good! And then sticker star just kill me
Favorite Mario Party?: i cant remember any specific mini games from any of them so idk
Favorite Mario Kart?: 7 was great havent played 8 yet
Favorite Smash Bros?: Ultimate. I havent played Melee since it came out and didnt play 4 much.
Favorite Star Wars film?: Empire is the real answer but Sith is a guilty pleasure
What's the dumbest thing in the star wars extended universe you've heard about?: as soon as Palpatine took over he renamed the place he remade Anakin "The Emperor Palpatine Reconstruction Center" or something lmao
Is origami cool or lame?: cool i can do a little :^)
Do you like raisins?: ew
What's your favorite christmas movie that isn't Die Hard? Yeah it's a good movie but it's such a played out "alternative" answer come on: The Nightmare Before Christmas
What’s your favorite RTS game?: I remember playing Red Alert a lot
What’s your favorite word that rhymes with “Luke”?: Puke
Who would win in a fight, Robocop or Terminator?: Terminator
Do you prefer digital or physical media?: Digital
What’s your favorite flag?: uhhh
Favorite video game gun?: if the Energy Sword counts, that. It probably doesn't though so I'll say the Halo 1 pistol
Any conspiracy theories you believe in?: not really they're sometimes fun to read though
Give me your hottest take: Castlevania Lords of Shadow is top 5 in the series
What’s the correct way to hang a toilet paper roll?: outside is the objectively correct answer and if I'm in your bathroom and it's not right I will change it
Meyers Briggs Personality type: too lazy to look this up
D&D Alignment: Neutral Good I think?
Who is your "I’m not a furry, but" character?: easy answer but Lola Bunny
If you could travel back in time, would you kill baby Hitler?: sure
Do you like water levels?: I love water themes but most games f*** up their swimming mechanics
Do you like ice levels?: yes theyre my favorite
Look to your right. What do you see?: some red SUV
Boxers or Briefs?: boxers
Who is your biggest inspiration?: Dave Grohl comes from nearby me and he's f*** awesome probably him
What’s the most underrated game you can think of?: Castlevania Lords of Shadow
Describe yourself the best you can with one word: dad
Post your contact info here, if you wish (discord, twitter, msn username, etc): I guess I should make a twitter to keep up with mah MG bois
This space is reserved for any information you would like to include on your census form: this census took me multiple hours with starting and stopping and copying and pasting so i got lazy on some answers sorry

hi towk!!! i had the same experience with dark souls man. great game. how’s dad life treating u

Dad life is great in a lot of ways I didn't expect. Like it's cliche but every time she smiles at me everything in life is worth it and I don't have any regrets. There's a lack of free time but actually having a major responsibility has set my life straight because I just can't afford for it not to be. A lot of my own problems are just so small now I look back and wonder what the f*** I was so sad over

snidbert becomes a radical feminist in 2019