Shut the hell up and just play
If you can't take a racist joke here, don't bother to complain about it here as well

@weavile:0/10

Whats faster than the black person who stole your tv?
his brother with the radio

3/10



Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never met the man before and is curious as to what he looks like, and whether or not Jesus looks like his mother or father, etc. He looks high and low but cannot find him.

He asks St. Peter "Where is my father?" But St. Peter says he doesn't know.

He asks the archangel Gabriel "Where is my father?" But Gabriel doesn't know.

He asks John the Baptist "Where is my father?" But John does not know. So he wanders Heaven, impatiently searching.

Suddenly he sees out of the mist an old man coming toward him. The man is very old, with white hair, stooped over a little. "Stop!" Jesus yells. "Who are you?"

"Oh, please help me, I am an old man in search of my son." Jesus is very curious. Could this be his father? "Tell me of your son, old man."

"Oh, you would know him if you saw him. Holes in his hand where the nails used to be, he was nailed to a cross, you know..."

"Father!!!!!" Screams Jesus.

"Pinocchio!!!!!!!" yells the old man.

Wow guys if you're gonna be racist at least make it funny
Gyroslicer's jokes are total s***

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

"Africa," says the parrot.

10/10 oh fk i remember that joke. It was too funny
and yes my jokes seem to be not funny but ill try to find one that is
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The butcher asks if she'd like to try some damn ham.

The preacher's wife is shocked. The butcher explains that "Dam Ham" is the brand name of the meat and shows her the packaging with the beaver and dam logo.

That night, the preacher asks, "What's for dinner?"

His wife says she bought some damn ham from the butcher. The preacher scolds his wife for using such language in their home. She explains the "Dam Ham brand name and their logo.

At the dinner table, the preacher asks his 16-year-old son to pass him the "Dam Ham."

The son replies, "I'll pass the damn ham if you pass me the muthaf**kin' mashed potatoes."

eh 3/10


Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.

"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our p****, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."

0/10
that is so f*** retarded

i know a not retarded version of it though


there are 3 men on a sky-scraper`s roof top

a mystireous guy comes up behind them holding a gift box and tells them he will give the surprise in the box to the man with the largest p****

the 1st man whips uot his dick and it is 1 foot long

the 2nd man does the samething and it amazingly goes 2 floors down

the myterious guy says "it seems we have a winner"

but the 3rd man says(while playing around with his p****) "not so fast"
the 2nd man says "dude its over my dick is 2 floors long and what are you doing with yours any-way?"

the 3rd guys says "im dodging traffic see?"

the mysteriouse guys drops the gift and runs away and the other 2 men jump down and killed them-selves

the man picks up the gift with his dick still out

there is a hamster in the box
it jumps out and bites the man1s p**** and uses it to lower itself down

0/10 f*** what

Why did jesus cross the road?
He was nailed to the chicken

10/10 would read again

First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?"

Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."

Teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

She does and gets a cookie. Teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.

Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box."

Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."

Morris does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess.

He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me."

Teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."

8/10, that's a meaaaan teacher. D:

A little boy goes to his teacher. He asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher asks, "Do you want the wooden toilet, slippery toilet, or singing toilet?" The boy answered wooden, and he went to the bathroom.

Another little boy goes to his teacher, and asks the same question. The teacher asks, "Do you want the slippery toilet or singing toilet?" The boy answered slippery, and went to the bathroom.

A little girl goes to the teacher, and asks if she can go to the bathroom. The teacher says, "You have to use the singing toilet." So she goes to the bathroom.

The 1st little boy comes back and says, "Teacher! Teacher! I got splinters from the toilet!"
The 2nd little boy comes back and says, "Teacher! Teacher! I kept on slipping off of the toilet!"
The little girl comes back and says, "Teacher! Teacher! When I sat on the toilet, it sang, 'Do you see what I see?'"

0/10 so not funny
and please cut it out with the racist jokes already and most important cut it out with the religious jokes

Jesus didnt sacrifice himself for your sake so that you could make fun of him, he did it so your sins can be forgiven
and he will only do it once

knock-knock
who`s there?
a**
who`s a**
yours

(i know its not that funny srry i ran out of good jokes)

0/10

This topic.

0/10 this topic is not a joke


Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?
They keep falling through the holes in his hands

10/10 Funniest joke so far.



Why didn't Hitler kill the blacks? Because there weren't BLACK ONLY ovens.

10/10


Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole?
You swerve around the pothole.

Hahaha, 10/10.


Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.