B.

That chapter ends, begin new story.

Once upon a time...

A. Mario was owned
B. Sonic died
C. Lyn came back to life

OOFG:...what? it's adventure, not adventures...

You, Elena, and Snipe are back on Final Destination and Shador appears in front of you.

You: What was the point to all that?
Shador: Absolutely nothing; I just wanted to see how long you could make it.

At this point, the three of you anime fall.

Shador: I have to admit, the catfight was very interesting to watch.
Elena: HEY!
You: Anyway, what's going on here?

Shador just stares at Elena.

Elena: Um, Master...?
You: Dude, what the f*** are you doing? (I never would have guessed that this guy was a pervert...)

Shador instantly snaps out of it and says, "OK, time for your next challenge." He snaps his fingers and you appear in a dark room. You feel around the wall for a light switch and are a bit surprised by what you see. You and Snipe are wearing swim trunks while Elena is wearing a one-piece blue bathing suit. You blush slightly but wonder why you're here.

That's when you realize that you're in what looks like a locker room. You suddenly hear a loud DING DING! and the sound of fighting ensues.

You: (I guess we're in a pro-wrestling locker room...)

Snipe has his head to the wall and you ask what he's doing.

Snipe: Listen to this... *The faint sounds of grunts from the wrestlers can be heard.* Don't those noises sound... feminine to you?
You: Um...
???: HEY!

The three of you turn around to find a young man, wearing a red pair of swim trunks standing by the entrance. You ask where you are and the man just hands you a flier.
You read the flier and are a bit surprised by what you find.

http://swimsuit-suplex.wikidot.com/roster Flier Contents

You: Oh... WOW.

The man in red asks: "So are you new recruits or something.


A: "Something like that..."
B: "Uh..." *Glance over at Elena*
C: SCREW THIS, NEXT CHAPTER!

B
You:...Depends, depends on what you mean by "recruits"...

A:Get your answer
B:Change the subject

A

One explanation later...


You: So this is a wrestling leauge... and we're the only men here?
Kid: Basically...

Your mind suddenly goes blank at the thought of you and Elena in those types of positions...
Snipe: What's up, G?
Kid: So what are your names?
You: Vincent.
Snipe: Snipe.
Elene: Elena.
Kid: Nice to meet you all; I'm Nathan. *Glances over at Elena* Cute babe...
Elena curls up close to you, a bit freaked out by this Nathan Kid...

Nathan: So, what's up? Are you new recurits or what?
You: HELL NO!
Snipe drags you away and backhands you in the face.
Snipe: Dude, what's wrong with you? Are you a man? Do you know how mjany guys would kill to be us right now?
You: O_o



Choose what happens next.

You:So...*Your mind flashes back to the first 20 pages* grah...Wha?
Nathan:Hey, you okay Vince?
You:Yeah, I'm okay...
Elena:*glances at you, and sees you're shirtless*...Uh, master?
You:I noticed...
Nathan:Why'd that chick call you master?

A:Explain
B:Your mind flashes back again

A.

You: It's a really long story.
Nathan: Well I don't know her, but she's still pretty sexy. I'd LOVE to pin her down on the mat... *Lecherous grin*

Do you
A) Punch him in the face
B) Other

A

You threaten to punch Nathan, but he calls out 2 big and muscly mans.

You face to face with Jack and Albert ...

A) The match starts

B) Walk away

You: Wait a second... *Checks roster again* (http://swimsuit-suplex.wikidot.com/roster) Who are these guys? They're not on the roster...

Just seconds later, you hear a disembodied maniacal laugh. You all look up and see a hologram of Shador above you.

Shador: I must say, this has gone far off from the intended track. The whole reason I called you here was to see some battles, but noooooo...

Snipe: Will you stop being such a goddamn weirdo?

Elena coveres up her chest in embarassment.

Shador: [Insert long perverse monologue here].

---
Blah blah blah, boring dialogue, hurling insults, blah blah blah blah...
---

All of a sudden, you hear a loud cry.
???: Dude, what the f*** are you doing?
You look up and see a second Shador reprimanding the first.

Shador 1: Sh... Shador?! What are you doing home early?
Shador 2: I got done cleaning up the Final Destination in a short amount of time. I'm shocked at you, Sederick.

You: Sederick?

Real Shador: Guys, disregard anything my cousin says. I'll be glad to take you up and start your REAL mission.
Sederick: No! NO!

But it's too late, the real Shador beams you up and back to the station of calling.



---

Real Shador: I'm sorry for my cousin Sederick's behavior. Go ahead and go to your quarters. I'll tell you about your mission in the morning.

You are still confused as to what the point of that random arc was.
You: f***, whatever.

a) Take Elena to dinner
b) Offer Elena to join you in bed
c) Just sleep it off.

B.

Now you must support a growing child, or...

A. Set the baby up for adoption
B. Keep it

B
Shador:Aww...(Lucky...)

You choose what happens next

OOFG: Those last two posts must be ignored.


B.

Your entire body sweats with nervousness as you are about to ask this question.
You: Um, Elena?
Elena: Yes, master?
You: Um... would you... like... to... join me... in bed?
Elena: I'm sorry, I didn't get that last part.
You: Um... would you like to...... sleep with me tonight?
Elena blushes for a moment before saying "Sure."

The two of you walk nervously up to your bedroom.

You: I'll look away while you change.
You turn around and your eyebrow twitches a bit at the sound of Elena changing into her night clothes. You turn around and see that Elena is wearing a white silk nightgown. The fabric was thin, but not revealing.

The two of you enter the bed and talk about things for about 20 minutes before Elena falls asleep. You bend down to softly kiss her and say "Good night."


---The Next Morning---

You slowly awake as the first rays of the morning sun hit across your face. Making as little noise as possible, you shift to your side, your eyes falling upon the beautiful form of Elena. Her light hair shines in the morning light, and a small smile is spread across her face. You silently ponder what she is dreaming of. The sun's rays spill across her pale face, and she stirs. Her eyes slowly flutter open, meeting your gaze..
Elena: Morning...
You: Did you sleep well?
Elena: Mmmhmm.
You smile, brushing a few strands of hair out of her face, leaning forward and kissing her gently on the temple. After the two of you fully awake, you head back down to the Station of Calling. Shador greets you.

Shador: Hey, where's Snipe?

You suddenly remember that Snipe always liked to sleep in a lot. You run upstairs and loud crashes are heard as you drag Snipe downstairs, cursing at you the whole time.

Shador: OK, now as to why I've called you here. I won't mince words with you. The forces of darkness are spreading throughout the multiverse and it's up to you three to stop them.
You: So we have to go to other universes--
Shador: And stop these creatures.
Snipe: That kinda sounds familiar.
Shador: I assure you it does not. Now follow me, we must go to the lab.

---One leisurely walk later---

You walk in on a woman who appears to be in her 30s. The first thing you notice about her is her Ice Cream hair.

Shador: Aki, they're here.

Aki turns around. Large breen eyes, a cute face, but what really stands out is her gigantic rack.
You: (What's with her chest? OVERSIZED MUCH?)
Aki: Ah, so you three are the heroes. I'm Aki. I'm in charge of transportation here. I'm sure that Shador has already told you about this predicament.
You: Yeah.
Aki: So, without any further delay, let's get to work. *Points to a large warp machine* This machine will warp you to multiple different worlds. You can... Hey, [insert name of person reading this post here]. I'm up here... Look up.
You: So this machine lets us go?
Aki: Yes.
You: Then what are we waiting for? Let's go.

You all enter the machine and find a crossroads. Which way do you go?

Left (Metal Gear Solid Universe)
or Right (Bleach Universe)

Left
You all notice alot of search towers.

A:Sneak past the towers
B:Look for someone

A.

But you see a moving figure in the distance...

What do you do?

A. Call out out to it
B. Hide
C. Run up to it
D. Try to sneak away

B
You see that the figure is holding a gun and everyone hides

A:Someone accidently trips and gets caught
B:Everyone hides succesfully