Karma?

I fell on the concrete ground really hard, head first. Blood was spewing on the ground leaving a trial of blood while I was carried to the ambulance. I lost consciousness while in the ambulance due to the amount of blood loss. By the time I woke up, I had stitches behind my head.

Tripped in the bathtub when I was like 2. Fell on my head and had stitches.
Almost drowned when I was 3 (I think).
Choked on a gumball when I was 4 or 5.

I tripped on my shoelace and landed on a rock hard mattress.

But seriously when I was a toddler I fell into my family's swimming pool, bumped my head and fell unconscious.

I had to be revived by the EMTs.

I remember this one time, I was little kid, and I felt so light in the swimming pool. So, I let go of everything, thinking I would float. Then, I almost drowned, and I didn't know how to swim, so I walked, but I didn't move, and thought it was some kind of trick, and thought I wasn't gonna die for a split second, then, I was taken out by my mom, and I stared crying.

I remember this one time, I was little kid, and I felt so light in the swimming pool. So, I let go of everything, thinking I would float. Then, I almost drowned, and I didn't know how to swim, so I walked, but I didn't move, and thought it was some kind of trick, and thought I wasn't gonna die for a split second, then, I was taken out by my mom, and I started crying.

Also, I once drowned because I was at the beach, and I was trying to scare my bro. when someone kept my head down, thinking I was some othr kid.

I remember this one time, I was little kid, and I felt so light in the swimming pool. So, I let go of everything, thinking I would float. Then, I almost drowned, and I didn't know how to swim, so I walked, but I didn't move, and thought it was some kind of trick, and thought I wasn't gonna die for a split second, then, I was taken out by my mom, and I started crying.

Also, I once drowned because I was at the beach, and I was trying to grab my bro. when someone kept my head down, thinking I was some othr kid.

How'd I double-post?
And why'd Soulful copy it...except with one change?

I didn't copy it, it really happened.

Don't antagonize my past experiences.

I remember this one time, I was little kid, and I felt so light in the swimming pool. So, I let go of everything, thinking I would float. Then, I almost drowned, and I didn't know how to swim, so I walked, but I didn't move, and thought it was some kind of trick, and thought I wasn't gonna die for a split second, then, I was taken out by my mom, and I started crying.

Also, I once drowned because I was at the beach, and I was trying to grope my bro. when someone kept my head down, thinking I was some othr kid.

Next time try grapping him instead of groping him, It works : ).

My father was going to kill me cause I failed the exam... JK I never fail the exam.

Serious: I was going to get hit by a car about 5 times but they were too slow to hit me : ), Was going to drawn when I was a child, I was going to get stabbed by a knife.

Oh, and I stapled my thumb.

I remember almost drowning when I was like 2, then all I remembered was that, then I woke up one day...3 years had passed

Really? Maybe you had a 3 year coma, or amnesia.

I remember this one time, I was little kid, and I felt so light in the swimming pool. So, I let go of everything, thinking I would float. Then, I almost drowned, and I didn't know how to swim, so I walked, but I didn't move, and thought it was some kind of trick, and thought I wasn't gonna die for a split second, then, I was taken out by my mom, and I started crying.

Also, I once drowned because I was at the beach, and I was trying to rape my bro. when someone kept my head down, thinking I was some othr kid.