you get the counter. 999999999999999999999999+ times.
I insert the counter.

You get minmatsu.

I insert a Combat Yo-Yo, like Ness's.

You get a pacifist's yo-yo.

I insert "I'MA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!"

You get BLAGGGGGGGGH!!!

I insert Mr.Saturn.

You get the killer Saturn...

And I insert Earthbound Wars!

You get Earthbound 1.5.
I insert a person who supports it.me lulz

you get someone else who suports it

I insert .hack//sign

You get three pikachu tails and a nickle.

I insert a penguin... Just a penguin nothing speacil.

The vending machine explodes for no reason... Again.

I insert a new machine.

You get a new watch... Then THAT explodes for no reason.

I insert another penguin except this one has a pistol and a machette.

Nothing happens.

I insert a chair.

You get Pokemon sticker book with an ancient curse on it.

I insert 40 year old chicken nuggets.

You get a banana phone.
I steal it and insert it.

You get a singing Link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoSq1qcsrLM

I insert... this...

You get a rainbow colored mouse with raibies.