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Fatguy
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Post Re: Funny jokes here.
My grandpa died in the Holocaust. He fell off the Guard Tower.


What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout actually comes back from camp.

I'm black. FML

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Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:33 pm
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Hakker wrote:
Mihail Karamazov wrote:
Terrorists are a cool guy, he make terror and doesn't afraid of anything.

Blue midget on the other hand.
Meme ruined, great job.

So Belth, why you askin' for dem jokes? Trying to see if there's someone who's actually funny on this forum?

Yes. No one is really succeeding.

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NERVNQSR wrote:
What do you call a Mormon in a jaccuzi?

How the f#%$& should I know?

DON'T BRING ME IN TO THIS!!!

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Blumpkin wrote:
My grandpa died in the Holocaust. He fell off the Guard Tower.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout actually comes back from camp.

I'm black. FML

:cry:
And thats supposed to be funny?

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Kyuubit wrote:
Supposed to be.

Imagine him falling and slamming on the floor, hella fun guy!

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spader555 wrote:
Blumpkin wrote:
My grandpa died in the Holocaust. He fell off the Guard Tower.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout actually comes back from camp.

I'm black. FML

:cry:
And thats supposed to be funny?


Because usually when people mourn their relatives who've died in the holocaust it's because they were killed by the Nazi's. It's ironic.

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Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:10 pm
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Post Re: Funny jokes here.
Blumpkin wrote:
spader555 wrote:
Blumpkin wrote:
My grandpa died in the Holocaust. He fell off the Guard Tower.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout actually comes back from camp.

I'm black. FML

:cry:
And thats supposed to be funny?


Because usually when people mourn their relatives who've died in the holocaust it's because they were killed by the Nazi's. It's ironic.

It's not irony, it's just a play on feelings.

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Wed Mar 24, 2010 6:33 pm
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yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Chuck norris looked in the mirror and what did he see

nothing there can only be one chuck norris

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xXx1337p0s73rxXx~~~~ wrote:
Blumpkin wrote:
spader555 wrote:
Blumpkin wrote:
My grandpa died in the Holocaust. He fell off the Guard Tower.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout actually comes back from camp.

I'm black. FML

:cry:
And thats supposed to be funny?


Because usually when people mourn their relatives who've died in the holocaust it's because they were killed by the Nazi's. It's ironic.

It's not irony, it's just a play on feelings.


Actually it is. Because you expect a Jew to be killed in the holocaust, Not a Nazi.

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Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:33 pm
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ummmm isn't this conversation of topic? :sweat:

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Here goes... this is written by memory so it's not gonna be perfect but whatever.

An old man is on his way to work when he gets a phone call from his wife.

She says "Are you okay? There's a lunatic driving the wrong way on the highway you're on! It's all over the news!"

He replies, "ONE lunatic? I see thousands of them!"

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A man is having sex with his wife and asks if he can cum in her ear. The wife says, "No I mite go deaf." Then the man says, "Well I always cum in your mouth and you never shut the f*** up."

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Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:17 pm
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what do you call three black guys in cookie batter

chips ahoy

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Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:52 pm
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Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He saw his gas bill.

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Tid wrote:
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He saw his gas bill.

PWNAGE!

Have you heard about Hitler's new microwave oven?
It seats 500!

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