Squeeze a lady’s breasts too firmly, or try thrusting all four fingers into her v*****, and you’re doing a lousy job of arousing her. After you’ve moaned and ejaculated, she’s likely to complain saying, “It seems you’ve been watching too many adult videos.”
Fortunately or unfortunately, for all too many of today’s males, initiation to the wonders of human procreation comes via viewing adult videos. In which impressionable cherry boys watch the male studs performing for the camera and suppose such treatment is what a woman craves. Or, they simply come to the conclusion that the ultimate objective of the sex act is to ejaculate, leading to a chasm between what men provide and women desire.
A Japanese reporter for Jitsuwa Taiho (February) travels to Austria, to report on an unnamed school in Vienna that supposedly instructs students in the arts of sex.
“Anyone over the age of 16 can enter,” he tells the magazine. “The charge for 200 hours of instruction is 1,400 euros (about 150,000 yen). The curriculum includes hands-on practice, so if you go there expecting to get laid you won’t be disappointed.”