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eclipsezero
Joined: Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:10 am Posts: 30
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Go to the proving grounds Ajax takes up his golden lance and you ready your sword. He stands as if waiting for you to make the first strike
1. Low strike 2. Aim for the stomach 3. OFF WITH HIS HEAD! 4. If he can't walk... 5. OR, if he can't fight... 6. Feint attack. 7. Nah, ima use mah fistz of doom!@!@!111
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Thu May 14, 2009 8:14 am |
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Chernobog
Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892
Gender: Anime Girl
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Feint attack Ajax:(thoughts:He's using the feint attack, I am safe, he never mastered that move) *Ajax gets hit by the feint attack* Ajax:ugh! that had the strength of a mastered feint attack, how did you do that? You:I picked up a few tricks in this book. Ajax:I guess you won. so what will you do now?
1:bring Ajax to your friends and give them the good news 2:talk about the good news over a box of donuts.
_________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com
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Thu May 14, 2009 3:21 pm |
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Chernobog
Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892
Gender: Anime Girl
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this looked kinda low so, I bumped it up
_________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com
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Thu May 14, 2009 6:17 pm |
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Beto
Joined: Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:27 pm Posts: 798
Gender: Male
Waifu: Juandisimo Magnifico
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Bring Ajax to your friends and give them the good news. You tell Ajax to follow you, but he disappeared. There is also a dark portal...
1. Enter it alone. 2. Back up and bring Xena and Snipe with you into the portal. 3. I harte this life, always danger...
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Thu May 14, 2009 6:47 pm |
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Chernobog
Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892
Gender: Anime Girl
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Back up and bring Xena and Snipe with you into the portal you see a place where everything flies. Snipe:this is Zebûb, the place where things always fly, the realm of Beelzebub. *you see a flying man trying to Kill Ajax* You:is that him? Snipe:yes!
1:go and fight the man 2:see a flying donut and eat it
_________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com
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Thu May 14, 2009 7:22 pm |
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Beto
Joined: Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:27 pm Posts: 798
Gender: Male
Waifu: Juandisimo Magnifico
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Go and fight the man. You ask who he is, and he says. ???: I am Beelzebub. You:...Kind of a wierd name for a mighty god, don't you think? Beelzebub: That's it!
He comes at you with a large Ball and Chain ready to smash you. You draw your sword, and you attempt to dodge the spiked ball. You succeed, and Beelzebub quickly turns and attacks again. This time you try to jump over the chain and strike him, and you strike your sword against the chain, breaking it. Beelzebub is slightly stunned by your power, and you deliver a final blow to him. He disintegrates into light, and you recieve a Ball-and-Chain-shaped Emerald.
1. Let's go home. 2. I NEED THAT FLYING DONUT!!!
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Thu May 14, 2009 7:44 pm |
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Chernobog
Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892
Gender: Anime Girl
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Let's go home you give the emerald to Snipe and he makes a necklace out of it. you end up back in lancelot with all 4 of you. You:2 down, 2 to go. Ajax:could someone tell me what just happened? and this happened before? You:you see, we are fighting against the all mighty gods and lords of Hell, we have defeated Azazel and Beelzebub, now we only have Astaroth and Satan to defeat. Snipe:something tells me we all have to wear a jewel from each lord around our necks to complete our quest and find a way out of the book. You:it's getting late, we should get some rest.
1:get some rest 2:eat then rest
_________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com
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Thu May 14, 2009 7:55 pm |
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Beto
Joined: Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:27 pm Posts: 798
Gender: Male
Waifu: Juandisimo Magnifico
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Get some rest. You rest in the local motel, and when you fall asleep, you enter a dream. You find yourself in a fiery throne, with Satan sitting on the throne, you then see your team enter, and Satan grabs the Fiery Hell Sword next to him and rushes at you. You dodge, but Xena doesn't make it in time, and Satan rips her in half. You:No...no, no no no no no... You try to talk to them, but they won't answer. You also see yourself starting to glow a Dark Red color, and then growing demon wings. Satan:Yes, that's it...join the army of Hell as a loyal knight...
1....Is this what will happen to me? 2. Oh god...I need a donut...
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Thu May 14, 2009 8:14 pm |
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Chernobog
Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892
Gender: Anime Girl
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...Is this what will happen to me? in your dream you beat the sword out of satan's hand and strikes him down, and a sword shaped ruby appeared and you put it around Xena's neck as a necklace and she is no longer in half and she is revived to perfect condition You:Xena... I will never let this happen.
You wake up and everyone looks at you.
1:"Why are you all looking at me"? 2:"anyone wants some Donuts?"
_________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com
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Thu May 14, 2009 8:20 pm |
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Sol Django
Joined: Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:59 pm Posts: 509 Location: The world will never know
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"anyone wants some Donuts?"
Everyone agrees. you head to the nearest doughnut parlor. Upon arriving you hear a strange snikering coming from immediatly behind you. You look behind yourself only to find nobody but your friends their. Moment's later you hear it again, this time you ignore it. Everyone orders their doughnuts. You got chocolate sprinkles. The party sits at a table near a window with a beutiful view. You look out and see a shadow. What do you do?
point it out to everyone while it's still there ignore it and eat your doughnut ignore it and make a move on Xena
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Thu May 14, 2009 10:56 pm |
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eclipsezero
Joined: Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:10 am Posts: 30
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Point it out to everyone
Ajax: Hm... Snipe: *thinks* Lets quickly finish this up and get out. Xena: Yeah. You: *takes a donut and stuffs it* You finish all the donuts in a hurry, and pay your bills *Ajax does it, YOU ARE BANKRUPT* You make your way back to Lancelot and notice the shadow following you. What do you do? 1. Confront the shadow with everyone 2. Throw the last donut at it 3. Hide behind Sensei. 4. Prepare an ambush by pretending to camp and having a nice chat with the others.
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Fri May 15, 2009 3:59 am |
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Chernobog
Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892
Gender: Anime Girl
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Confront the shadow with everyone the shadow dissapears and reveals someone wearing a upside-down Pentagram on him, a Satanist Satanist:well, I here you killed two of our lord!
1:"yeah, what of it!" 2:Run 3:Fight 4:"Your lords?"
_________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com
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Fri May 15, 2009 7:09 am |
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eclipsezero
Joined: Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:10 am Posts: 30
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Your lords? Shadow: Beelzebub... Snipe: Who's that? You: That gu- Snipe: We don't know any one who goes by the name Beelzebub. Shadow: O rite. Ima sorry. *goes away* Xena: ....what the hell? Snipe: ...he turned out to be more stupid than i thought. Ajax: ...i guess we can go on?
1. LANCELOT! 2. Eat a donut.
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Fri May 15, 2009 7:12 am |
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Chernobog
Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:28 am Posts: 892
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LANCELOT! at the gates you see the satanist. Satanist:do you think I'm stupid, I heard it from the mouth of Satan himself, and I can tell by that Ball-and-Chain-shaped Emerald around his neck. You:why couldn't you put that away, Snipe? Snipe:It wouldn't matter anyway. You:Who is this guy anyway? Satanist:Beelzebub wasn't just the ruler of things that fly, he was the Demon of the Sin of Gluttony.
1:"are you talking about the 7 deadly sins?" 2:"Am I supposed to be scared?"
_________________ You Are 100% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! http://zero-xesend.mybrute.com
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Fri May 15, 2009 4:09 pm |
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Beto
Joined: Sun Sep 07, 2008 1:27 pm Posts: 798
Gender: Male
Waifu: Juandisimo Magnifico
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Am I supposed to be scared? Satanist: Well, you should be, there are 4 underworld rulers, but...there was one more...he was so powerful that he threatened to destroy all of the worlds, Earth, Heaven, Hell, even the Universe... You:... Snipe:...Wait...you! Satanist: Yes, that is me...I am the legendary 5th Hell Ruler, and now, I am going to take you down so that I can once again rule Hell... You: Oh dang...
1. Draw your sword and prepare for the fight of your life. 2. We need to run, now! 3. Hey, how about we settle our scores over a box of jelly-filled donuts?
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Fri May 15, 2009 7:33 pm |
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